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"Real Men of Genius"

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Fatty FatBastard, Apr 6, 2007.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    FYI, these guys are doing two new versions about the Rockets tonight and two new versions about the Astros tomorrow during the Stros game.

    Thought people would like to know. Better yet, I'm hoping someone can get the versions loaded up on here after they have been aired.

    To anyone else, feel free to post any "Real Men of Genius" adage towards any other member on this board...
     
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    ****Real Men of Genius****
    Here's to you Mr. Reactionary GM Wannabe.
    ****Mr. Reactionary GM Wannabeee-eee****
    Within seconds of a loss, you post a desire to blow up the roster.
    ****Blow it up!****
    TMac untouchable? Yao, the franchise?
    After just one loss, you'd cut them both.
    ****Cut the bums!****
    So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh team management virtuoso.
    If you were in charge, there'd be real accountability.
    ****Mr. Reactionary GM Wannabeee-eee****
     
  4. Wangdoodle

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    Somehow I missed this thread yesterday. Sorry Fatty. If 'd have seen it, I would have recorded the RMOG spots and posted them.
     
  5. mogrod

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    LOL, I was at the game last night and they camo on a couple of times with two different songs.

    My favorite line of the night from them:

    "Houston. I real city with real people. In other words, we're not Dallas."
     
  6. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Oh crap, somebody has to be able to get this. I must have this. Would they post this up anywhere?
     
  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    You missed out. They did one on the new 97.5, about Houston traffic, as well.

    Apparently, Texas was second only to Phili and their moronic "jail-cell" fans. Texas was #2. From there, they've decided to go local.

    My idea on this thread would be to post the ultimate RMOG and submit it to them. I will guarantee you (I promise) that they'll do it.

    BUDWEISER... HOUSTON, TEXAS
     
  8. Fatty FatBastard

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    Y'all suck!

    Here's how it goes...

    Bud Light presents "Real Men of Genius"

    Real Men of Genius

    Today we salute You, Mr. Deckard 60 though I think I'm 30 guy.

    Mr. Deckard 60 though I think I'm 30 guy!

    You know no bounds to what you know know.

    There were times in your past that even you can't recall

    And yet, there was obviously an incredibly hot woman present.

    I "know she's a natural red-head

    Regardless of times past, you still dictate on others how "players" such as yourself rolled back in the day.

    With Owls, snakes, and the triumphirate guinea pig

    His name is "wee wee!"

    Even though you know everything possible, somehow you still dictate vernacular into a succinct catch-phrase each and every time

    D & D equals my equality!

    So crack open a nice cold Bud light, usurper of all that was female in the 70's. Because we already know Ron Jeremy did them already,

    Mr. Deckard 60 though I think I'm 30 guy.

    Bud Light. Houston, Texas.
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    Give me anyone you'd like me to parody like I just did Deckard. (he deserved it.)

    As long as I'm used to their postings, I'll do it.

    Hell, I won't have to crash for another hour. I may do some other frequent poster.
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    Bud Light presents "Real Men of Genius"

    Real Men of Genius

    Today we salute You, Mr. RM95 way too proud of marriage guy

    Mr. Rm95 way too proud of marriage guy!

    Sure, there were times when you realized that marriage might be questionable

    But you? You went straight to where the hotties were and picked the finest fruit in the bunch

    Match.com rules!

    Irregardless of the fact that irregardless isn't even a real word, you did the leap of faith and hoped that MadMax might catch you, as he's done countless times...


    MadMax loves wings and catching!

    So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, Mr. purveyor of perveyors. We won't mind. We certainly hope your wife doesn't catch wind, though.

    Mr. Rm95 way too proud of marriage guy!



    Bud Light. Houston, Texas.
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    FYI, did y'all realize it changed from "Real American Heroes" to "Real Men of Genius" right after 9-11?

    Just thought Id throw that out there.

    And I'd love to do one on Clutch, but I'll need more than 5 minutes. The last two were too damn easy. Although, while I think I nailed Deckard, something about RM95 left me hanging. The dude has 30,000+ posts. Y'all give me more input, and I may make his better. I don't know yet...
     
  12. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    How about Fatty FatBastard, Mr. Drunk Attention w**** Guy? :p
     
  13. Jugdish

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    No genius would drink Bud Light.
     
  14. Fatty FatBastard

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    Oh... You've known that for years. :p
     
  15. Nice Rollin

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    in Dallas, they just reverse houston and dallas
     
  16. Fatty FatBastard

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    The favt that nobody has followed my lead lets me know
     
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    Bud Light presents "Real Men of Genius"

    Real Men of Genius

    Today we salute You, Mr. tinman blinded by homerism guy

    Mr. tinman blinded by homerism guUUUuy!

    Your unrelenting defense of Houston's sports figures knows no bounds. Vernon Maxwell the deadbeat dad.

    All is forgiven!

    You think you're admirable in your unending quest to support them b/c they win you a championship. Who cares if they rape your mother, they are super heroes.

    Up, up and away...in HD!

    So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, Mr. crusader of hometown homogeny. Your opinion will always be heard, but not taken seriously.

    Mr. tinman blinded by homerism guy!



    Bud Light. Houston, Texas.
     
  18. SwoLy-D

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    I'd like to be immortalized in a "Real Men of Genius" there, Gordito GordoBastardo, please. ;) Try me.
     
  19. Rocketman95

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    Real Men of Genius

    Today we salute You, FFB, Mr. Heart-Clogged Wannabe Pimp

    Mr. Heart-Clogged Wannabe Pimp

    You think your knowledge of the secret menu at Jack in the Box is just what the barely legal ladies in Midtown want to hear.

    Breakfast served all day!

    When in fact, they're laughing at you...not just because your wildly out of place, you also think you're a good singer.

    Even Paula wouldn't vote for you!

    So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, Mr. Can't Act His Age. The more you drink, the more you think they're laughing with you. And your drunken posts remind everyone to be thankful of the life they're not living.

    FFB, Mr. Heart-Clogged Wannabe Pimp
     
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    LOL!!!! Nice one guys! Thanks Fox26!
     

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