........ have you ever gotten really drunk.. ...and made out with a girl..or at least try to make out with a girl..and then you wake up...and you think..... what............the ................hell .........was........i ...........thinking..... this is going to complicate things so much, and i want to kill myself.... just someone tell me something comforting..like theyve done all sorts of dumb things when they were drunk...because i feel really really really really bad right now......really bad....
Dude, That happens all the time when you are young.....if she is a friend just talk about it, say you were wasted and don't want it to effect your friendship, and laugh about it later. DaDakota
Simple solution to the "got really drunk, woke up next to a less than stellar looking female" problem: It's called the Coyote Manuever. You wake up, "she" is laying next to you, you have a headache, you look over, you have your arm around her representing that you cuddled after the horrifying act, so you proceed to chew your arm off at the shoulder joint to avoid waking her up....then disappear into the morning a little embarrassed, a little bloody, and with one less arm. But you can take comfort in the fact that you will never have to see her again.
