First of all thanks for making this thread. I am drunk, and i just wanted to proclaime my present drunkeness. Chris Webber sucks, and Hakeem, of late, is proven himself to be a whiney b****. ...I am not to be held accountable for anything i have said. Bye now. I'm going to lay in bed in stare at the ceiling fan... ------------------
Has anyone seen the Monty Python skitch that deals with this joke? It is one of my favorites... a man writes a joke (turns out to be the peanut joke), and after reading it to himself, laughs so hard that it kills him. After it kills like 20 more people, the military acquires it and uses it in WWII to kill enemy soldiers. It is classic, just like the joke. However, in the Monty Python skitch, it was told like this: One day 9 peanuts were strolling along the boardwalk when suddenly, one of them was assaulted....peanut. H AHA HAH HH AH HA HAHAH AH HA HAH A ------------------ "I'm just a poster, and I want a piece of everyone's ass." HeyPartner And the truth shall set you free... [This message has been edited by RunninRaven (edited May 26, 2001).]
I never knew posting while buzzed was fun. Wow. This is some cool ****. My hands are tingling...if that's a word.
And you pulled up a nine-month old thread to boot, Smokey... I post drunk all the time. Any post I make after 11pm has a 50/50 chance of being a drunkpost...
Ok I know I have a bad habit of resurrecting old threads... but... As I'm sitting in my college dorm waiting for Highlander to download off of Kazaa and relaxing from a long night of thursday night clubbing... i realize how much has changed. Smirnoff Ice??? What, did I used to wear panties as well? Sure we keep some Smirnoff in the frigde for the ladies. But I can't imagine partying without throwing down a couple of "nasty" shots of tequila or rum. Man time flies by.
Why is it that I got banned for posting stuff like this? http://bbs.clutchcity.net/php3/showthread.php?s=&threadid=37524&highlight=mar1juana+good
Yeah, you're probably right...I don't disagre with that call by admin, it's just amazing to me that admin is/was participating in this thread. It's all irresponsible behavior if you ask me, therefore making it equally banishable activity. But I guess my logic doesn't apply to illogical situations
Dude, you're sitting in your college dorm room waiting for Highlander to download and telling us all you're no longer the weinie that used to drink Smirnoff Ice? Seriously? You just keep it for the ladies. Riiiiiiiight. The ladies who love to spend their free time downloading Highlander in their dorm rooms. Man, colleges are LOADED with them. By the way, what makes rum more manly than Smirnoff Ice? Is it the pirate on the label? This whole re-hash reminds me of that scene in Wierd Science: Robert Downey Jr: Uh, I'll have a Scotch. On second thought, better give me the whole bottle. Bartenter: Tell you what, why don't you bend over and I'll shove it straight up your ass. RD Jr.: On the rocks would be fine. Thank you. Bartender: Yeah, that's what I thought. <font size="1">sorry, i just couldn't resist</font>
Check the time stamp. It was 5 in the morning over here. I was tired. I wanted to watch a movie. Sorry if I wasnt doing whatever you think I should have been doing. Damned if I do, damned if I don't.
Nomar: Did it take you two weeks to come up with that one??? "Yeah, well, the jerk store called and they're running out of YOU!"
