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Poor Tony Parker

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by ooliverb1, May 10, 2007.

  1. ooliverb1

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  2. Sextuple Double

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    So much for getting to the hole. We need to sign Longoria as a back-up PG to come off the bench and play that stifling D to deny all penetration.
     
  3. Kam

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    "Let this serve as a warning to any Phoenix Suns considering posting up Tony Parker ... he's in a state of mind right now that you want no part of. He will body you up with a fierceness usually only found in prison showers, and you might not like how it turns out."



    I..jeez.

    glad i retired from the NBA.

    I love me some Eva Longoria.
     
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    Mark Cuban says:" HAHA"

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    Poor Tony, gonna have to settle for BJs from EVA LONGORIA until they get married. What a horrible problem to have.
     
  6. A-Train

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    Hopefully, after they get married, he'll sleep until after she puts on her makeup...
     
  7. TMac640

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    depends, i know the pictures of her no-makeup vs makeup aren't exactly flattering.

    but you're telling me you wouldn't still hit this?

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    this was probably the "worst" no-makeup i could find of longoria...


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    granted, that's kinda bad, but there's another picture on the same page that doesn't look bad.

    that being said though, some actresses do look like **** without makeup on lol
     
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    who is Tony Park?
     
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    Tmac of Korea
     
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    How many of you are wishing you are that poor man? :p
     
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    I don't care how hot a woman is - if she unilaterally decides there's going to be no sex for some period of time, she is not worth the trouble. It's just a matter of time before she starts using it as a weapon against you.

    As if it wasn't enough that she's a Spur(m)s fan, now this? She is officially dead to me.
     
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    At least he can finish with either hands.
     
  13. ooliverb1

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    I don't know. If she can successfully deny him the penetration, then what's the fun in being able to finish with both hands?
     
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    The MVP! :eek:
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    Steve Nash and his wife Alejandra
     
  15. Pringles

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    lol. :D
     
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    She, uh, has a nice tan?
     
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    :eek:
    yuck
     
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    haahahahaahahhaa
     
  19. rocketman1979

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    She looks like a man man. :D
     
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    Damn KG's wife is HOT
     

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