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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Jul 12, 2006.

  1. finalsbound

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    Like, I thought about it, and, as inconvenient as it is to have to shut the pool down at one in the afternoon, no one's going to swim knowing there's diarrhea in the water.

    It'd be hella tough to clean, but come on...poop can carry diseases, and that could mean lawsuits...

    I'm just lookin' out for the management...

    My friend still has the emotional trauma of jumping head-first into the brown cloud of **** off the diving board.
     
  2. Bobblehead

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    Think about swimming in your toilet!!!!
    Yeah....I don't think the blue stuff momma just sprayed into it makes me feel warm and cozy about taking a swin in it.

    BTW - What about semen in the pool???? Seen that....NASTY!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Ty_Webb

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    To Bill Brasky, a Cannonball, means taking a crap off the high dive.
     
  4. macalu

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    great, now i have that scene in Y Tu Mama Tambien in my head.
     
  5. rrj_gamz

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    HAHA...I remember that...of course, I've never done that...
     
  6. JunkyardDwg

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    Damn....semen in the pool, semen in the shower...some guys are CLEARLY not master of their domains.
     
  7. Luckyazn

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    Hahaha :D
     
  8. nyquil82

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    Funny story, one of my friends was in a public sauna which had a unisex jacuzzi. No one was around, so he put his junk on the jacuzzi spray massagers and went into his little personal ecstacy. Shortly after he blew his load, his mother came in and jumped in the jacuzzi with him. This was years before he took sex ed, so he was telling him mom to get out of the jacuzzi because he was afraid of impregnating her.
     
  9. Like A Breath

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    Now I remember why I hate kids.
     
  10. Ubiquitin

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    All I can do is laugh hysterically at this thread...
     
  11. Saint Louis

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    [​IMG]

    I never forget.
     
  12. thadeus

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    O RLY
     
  13. nyquil82

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    Y RLY, because if it was me, I would have impregnated his mom the old fashioned way.
     
  14. rrj_gamz

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    I call bullsh*t on this...you know it was you, and not your "friend"... ;)
     
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