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Please, God, no! Nooooooooooooo !

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  1. Free Agent

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    I just heard on Entertainment Tonight that freakin' no talent (but nice ass) Britney Spears may play Bruce Willis' freakin' daughter in the next installment of Die Hard.


    DAMMIT !!
     
  2. moestavern19

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    if she takes out her boobs she could pass for a 10 year old.

    "Daddy, why are you throwing battery acid on the FBI man's face?"
     
  3. BobFinn*

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  4. Free Agent

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    I found this:

    Britney Spears is reportedly set to star alongside Bruce Willis in the forth installment of the Die Hard series, according to UK Hello magazine.

    "Britney is in talks with bosses and is delighted about starring in a Die Hard film. Being a big fan of Bruce Willis helps and she can't wait to star alongside him." said a source close to the singer.

    According to the magazine, Die Hardest will be Bruce Willis' last performance as the heroic New York cop. The 47-year-old wants to leave the character behind once and for all and has decided that John McClane should be killed off in the new film.

    "Bruce is keen to get it done and dusted and concentrate on more intelligent films. He is tired of running around with guns and yelling," revealed a source close to the production. "Bruce's character will not be coming back after this film. He has stated in interviews that he would like to die by drowning or being eaten by sharks in the last film - so there's a big hint to what's going to happen."
     
  5. Free Agent

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    Sweet.

    If only her breasts could act.
     
  6. Mr. Mooch

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    Yeah, this time Spears will sing the terrorists to death.

    "Tears for Spears"
     
  7. getsmartnow

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    Yeah....and wasn't Ozzie Osbourne supposed to play the villain??

    I'm not even sure if that was meant to be a sarcastic comment or not....:confused:
     
  8. DCkid

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    Geez, talk about running out of ideas.
     
  9. bigtexxx

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    This is the wallpaper I have on my cellphone!!
     
  10. bigtexxx

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    Oops, the picture didn't make it. It's that same pic of Britney with her t*** falling out...
     
  11. Smokey

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    I hope Timberlake's "Cry Me A River" song is real. That's friggin hilarious :D
     
  12. Chance

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    IF Bruce Willis doesn't ever make a sequal to The Last Boyscout he sucks.

    That was his best movie ever.
     
  13. AntiSonic

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    WORD.

    "You're pretty funny for a man about to take a bullet."
    "For ****ing your wife I'll take two."
     
  14. MadMax

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    bite your tongue...never speak this way again!!

    Die Hard is THE action movie of all time. All others pretend to be Die Hard.
     
  15. Rockets2K

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    Double WORD (and I dont even know what that means);)

    Last Boy Scout was Bruce's best film.

    Im glad they are finally gonna kill off McClaine..
    Kudos to Bruce for at least doing that part right.
     
  16. MadMax

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    are we all just making the assumption that mclane will die just because of this off-the-cuff comment and the fact this is the last die hard movie...

    i'd bet you dollars to donuts that john mclane survives.
     
  17. Rockets2K

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    yea, Im just going by what was said previously...

    and fwiw, I do agree that the Die Hard movies are funto watch....I just hate to see a series taken too far..
    Sometimes you just need to let it fade away...

    btw...Britney Spears in the movie?...oh god, unless there is a wet t-shirt or even a topless scene....for the love of god, NO!!
     
  18. MadMax

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    agreed..i'm not talking about 2 or 3...i'm talking about the original Die Hard....that movie was the best action movie ever.
     
  19. VesceySux

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    Dear 20th Century Fox (or did they update their name?): I consider Die Hard to be one of my top 5 favorite movies of all-time. Please... please... for the love of God... end the series now before you further tarnish Die Hard's reputation (which took a drubbing after the third film).

    Oh, I can just see it now:

    JOHN McCLANE (to stereotypical Middle Eastern terrorist): You don't scare me. I've been through this sh*t before... THREE times. You think you can do better? Take your nuclear warhead or whatever the hell it is that you're threatening my country with and shove it up your ass.
    TERRORIST #1: You are brave and indeed cocky, American pig. Too cocky. You may not cooperate willingly, but make no mistake: you WILL cooperate with us. [Turns to other terrorist] Show him.
    [TERRORIST #2 brings out Britney.]
    JOHN McCLANE: Aw, Christ. Abducting my daughter? Right outta page 2 of the Terrorist Handbook, and I didn't see it coming. So stupid! ... Ok. I'll do what you want... Just don't hurt her. [turns to Britney] You okay, honey?
    BRITNEY: Like, ohmygod. I've totally been taken hostage by this evil terrorist guy. Whatever shall I do? Daddy, ohmygod, I'm like... super sorry for everything. They offered me a free bikini wax if I would get in the car with them, and... oops, I was, like, totally silly and all for doing it. [She giggles.] But it's not my fault, I swear! I so needed a bikini wax. See? [She strips down to undies for no apparent reason at all.] Oh, wait, you guys! This totally reminds me of a song....

    Ugh. Kill me now.

    (BTW, I think this next Die Hard move is reportedly set to take place in the jungle and deals with Colombian drug lords or something.)
     
  20. Rockets2K

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    page 2 of the terrorists handbook, or from page 50 of the True Lies screenplay....

    That was frikkin hilarious vescey.. :D

    Is it just me or did you hear Moon Zappa's voice while reading that??

    Max, yea..I should have been more specific...
    Die Hard--- A
    Die Harder--- C
    Die Hard 3--- B-
    Die Hard 4--- OMG NO!!!!!

    Kinda like Star Wars...they should have NEVER gone beyond the first 3 movies..
     

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