LOL! Buddy, you never answered before...you gonna be hitting Toronto ( or T-Dot, as the natives say) any time soon? It's a pretty big spot on the comedy tour, as I'm lead to understand, but not as big as Montreal...
Actually spit out Coke reading that. I will forgive your not putting me first in response to all the questions ( I thought we had an understanding) simply because you are one funny sunnofabich.
Ahhhhh, so many people's feelings to hurt, and so little time..... Seriously, I've steered clear of posting my responses here because: 1: Way too many people to list for these categories, and I know I'd miss someone, and I don't like people feeling left out. 2: For the people who have met me, I'm sure you've figured out that I pretty much get along with everyone, and I'm fairly sure I could grab a beer, get a lunch, or go out on a road trip with 95% of the people on this board and would have a blast doing it. To be honest I'd love to grab a beer, or go on a road trip with anyone who doesn't like me, just so I could change their minds. If y'all think this post is weak,
rimmy's lil running joke is how superior he is(oh right, not a joke pardon me frenchy). Half his posts usually contain some potshot to either someone in particular(ex: Hp) or the bbs as a whole. Mostly sarcastic ribbing. Of course if you would prefer to think of him as a crippled pile of feces with a weak game I would have no objection.
Oh please, you have been running away from our long-overdue matchup for almost four years now. You and the hp, whenever you want, are going down (by the way, I apparently also have foot problems in addition to my knees now...ugh). Chump.
It might be too late. I mean this sucker did like a half gainer (whatever the f*ck that is) into a lake and it still exploded.
PEOPLE, PEOPLE, Lets us stop quarreling amongst ourselves!!!!!!!! We argue that the rockets have no team chesmisty, when we as individuals are Divided as ever!!!! The Fans are divided!!!! The Team Is Divided!!!! This Is not about Who is an ass, and who is a crybaby, or who is ****ing a p*rn star!!!!!! This is America, land of the free! home of the brave!!!! Let us cast our differences aside for once, and become members of a united, and free BBS Hangout!!!! For we are the chosen few, who will lead the Rocket Fans into glory! NOWWWW CAN YOU DIG IT?
1. Since I always drink Batman and Smeggy under the table, and Fatty Fat b*stard would probably leave me to go hit on some psuedo-cute secretaries, I have to go with <b>Tonaaayyyy</b> 2. Since I'm already out drinking with him, and we're Hongraaaaay, I have to go with <b>Tonaaayyyy</b> 3. Since Batman would be out drinking, why bother; I would think rimbaud would know exactly what I don't know (and nothing more), I'd like to say rimmy, but he'd f*ck with me for sure and probably let the time run out by pretending he couldn't hear me, just to razzle me and make me yell on TV...and since I'd spend my friend dollars on bringing <b>Tonaaayyyy</b> with me to NY to sit in the stands and cheer...then I have to go with <b>Will</b>. 4. I used to not like <b>Tonaaayyyy</b> based on his moniker screwing with my mind to the point I couldn't stop saying it to myself all day long, but now it rejuvenates me, and I have my puter waking up with reciting 101 different ways to annunciate <b>Tonaaayyyy</b>. My cat even starts singing along. 5. the zzhiggins family with <b>Tonaaayyyy</b>
HeyP: If you weren't married, i would change your life.. (not sure in a good way, tho) Seriously, you were the first to take my back when I was going through my divorce a couple of years ago, and I don't forget those type of things. Whether you need a beer, advice, or anything, I've always got your back. Cheers!
oops, I guess I forgot the real #5...the mean question. 5. Sometimes I wish I didn't see myself again on the bbs, and just go do some heroine then melt into a worn out couch in a Kansas tornado shelter behind 4 deadbolt locks, a leaking facet, roll of toilet paper, spent lighter, can of tuna, and one bare lightbulb dangling from an 8inch wire, and read Cather in the Rye for the 89th time.... I miss Holden
Never saw anyone on this board tell the truth like you...only BrianKagy comes close. If I was only single... <font size="1">hey, I didn't say that</font>
Appreciate it HeyP. Unfortunately my life these days has been trying to find the right girl, but I've found myself being too finicky/cautious since the last round. I'm still a fan of marriage (believe it or not), I'm just trying to make sure I get the right one. OK!!! Bringing this back on topic!!! 1. I'd love to have a beer with Clutch. Just to get him drunk enough to tell me what's really going on. 2. I'd like to have dinner with Jeff and Mrs. JB. At a Steakhouse. Just to see their faces as we're calmly talking about life's issues as I'm finishing off a 24 oz. porterhouse. (sorry Jeff, just had to.) 3.Lifeline: HeyP, or Popeye, depending on the Q. 4. Gotta go with Batman Jones. Our Political views are so polarly opposite, and yet, we agree on so many other things. Strange. 5. Gotta go with tybrave. Wait No I WOULD LOVE TO SEE ANOTHER POST OF HIS!! 6. Again, still have to go with the three people who can't stand me, just so I can show them differently. But, I'm always game for events! And sorry BJ, I'm in Vegas this weekend, I'll see if I can make it next wk.
