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Penis-Numbing Condom Planned!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mr_oily, Apr 17, 2003.

  1. mr_oily

    mr_oily Member

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    of course, er...I would never need such help!:D

    Penis-Numbing Condom Planned
    BERLIN (Reuters) - A German company said on Thursday it wants to market a new condom to improve men's sexual performance by numbing the penis to prevent premature ejaculation.

    The condom, which would carry thin film of anaesthetic on its inner lining, has yet to win regulatory approval.

    "Men tend to get turned on more quickly than women," a spokesman for Cologne-based firm Condomi told Reuters. "Our condom will even up the odds by numbing the man's sensitive regions -- but not the whole body like when you're drunk."
     
  2. MoBalls

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    OILY.....CONDOM.....WOMEN......DRUNK.......

    This thread is funny....Thx Mr. Oily
     
  3. Falcons Talon

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    Trojan already makes something like 'em. I am not ashamed to say that I actually tried them once.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Uhg!

    I can last for days with a regular condom. I can't imagine making it worse.
     
  5. codell

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    Gives new meaning to the phrase: "But honey, If I wear a condom, I won't be able to feel anything"
     
  6. MoBalls

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    And what did HE say..............:D
     
  7. Falcons Talon

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    There is no physical feeling for the guy, but you can REALLY go to town if HER pleasure is your intention...maybe after you get busted for doing something wrong???
     
  8. A-Train

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    Wow, you'd think that Germany invented the condom or something. This has only been around for a few years now....What's next, a pill you take to prevent pregnancy?

    Next thing you know, they'll start making condoms out of that new space age material latex and put in a miraculous new substance that kills sperm cells on contact.
     
  9. Baqui99

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    Exactly. If you're still quick shooter with a condom on, you need some practice.

    Also, Trojan sucks. Very poor quality, and I've had them break multiple times. I only use Lifestyles ultra sensitive now.
     
  10. Falcons Talon

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    You didn't complain after your first squeal...:D :D
     
  11. Deckard

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    This subject popped up, so I would like to point out that there are definite advantages to having a long-time companion or being married. You can choose whether or not to use them... you don't have to. I'm so glad my glorious youth was "spent" when you couldn't get anything you couldn't cure with a shot. (not that I ever needed one!)

    Being almost as old as Dr of Dunk, I have to say that sex is still as groovy as ever. I know they are a necessity these days for both sexes, but I'm damn glad it's nothing I have to deal with. Freedom from condoms! Far out! :p
     
  12. Cohen

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    Piss her off and put it on inside-out.

    :)
     
  13. RocketMan Tex

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    Hell, I'm so old that when I'm about to have sex, I'm as numb as I want to be!:D
     
  14. KingCheetah

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    :D :D
     
  15. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    Um...how about pregnancy.
     
  16. Mr. Mooch

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    (I think he was talking about himself);)
     
  17. Woofer

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    I think it's aimed for uncircumcised guys. If you are circumcised, you're already numbed by virtue of missing some tissue, at least that's what Howard Stern keeps complaining about...
     
  18. Falcons Talon

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    I will not start a poll on this topic...
     
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    Magnum? Isn't Steve Francis an expert on this subject??:eek:
     
  20. Deckard

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    There is this thing called "The Pill" that helps take care of that problem... or used to, at any rate. It's use was widespread. I can't tell you how many times I heard, "Whoops, I forgot to take my pill!" and a hand darts into the bedside drawer or the medicine cabinet.

    It's in the history books, I swear. As far as I know, there wasn't/isn't a penis-numbing birth control pill, however. There are other products that do a splendid job.
    Seek and ye shall find. Find and then enjoy.
     

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