Peeing Outside Anyone?

You know you pee outside too much when the grass around your patio starts dying. Personal experience.

 

When I pee on the grass it grows five feet tall and starts sprouting naked ladies.

 

Please give me some of the drugs you are taking.

 

Hahahaha

 

lol wats the next topic? do we draw pictures when we pee?

 

I like to pee outside because it scares the squirrels away from my vegetable garden...

 

I do at night in my backyard. Sadly I live in a old neighborhood where the fences are all chain link so i can't do it during the day.

Man when i was young I would not even get off the bike. Just whip it out from under the leg of my shorts and ... ahhhh

 

My backyard doesn't have a fence and I don't feel like becoming a registered sex offender so unfortunately I can't pee outside.

 

I've seen this thread for 3 days and haven't touched it... I was scared.

OF COURSE I HAVE PEED OUTSIDE. We Mexicans have two sayings about this:

"Caminando y meando para no hacer pozo..."
"Walk and pee so you don't make a hole on the ground."
^I guess this applies in towns where there is no pavement.

"Un mexicano nunca mea solo"
"A Mexican never pees alone."
This is visible in its truest form at parties or gatherings. If one dude says: "I gotta drain the lizard", there'll be 2 more Corona drinkers who say: "ME TOO!"

I have only GIRLS in my house now (2 daughters, 1 wife), so I can't just do it ANY time... the planets have to be aligned, weather must be OK, etc., etc., for me to go outside and do such treachery.

I am thinking twice about that grocery help, unless you also have skillz doing THIS.

 

it is

its even nicer than peeing outside.

 

I did it on the porch in front of my house a couple of times. Very refreshing.

And surprisingly, I've never had to pee outside, though my boyfriend seems to do it often.

 

You guys. It seems most of you have this primal thing about taking a whiz outside. Guess you're marking your territory like a dog at a fire hydrant.

I wouldn't do this recreationally. I've only done it outside when on a long hike (or drive through the middle of nowhere) when it's either that or let your bladder rupture. But then again it's a primal male instinct of some sort. It's also much less messy for y'all.


(and, on one of the tangent topics of this thread, women's restrooms can be terrible. I particularly hate it when someone leaves her used pad lying face up in the little trashcan for all the world to see. Roll it up in a roll and wrap it in toilet paper, for goodness' sake. If you can't just use the kind that flush. Of course, some of them don't flush either. I wonder what is going through their minds... )

 

Ok so I've talked to all my friends including my roommates but it seems like this only happens to ME.

Whenever I pee on the toilet, sometimes the force is so intense that a bit of water splashes back at me (my feet) and I'm like Schitte! It's kinda like the same effect when you make poopy time and the water splashes back.

Happens to anyone else? If not, then me neither.. just speculation.