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Peeing Outside Anyone?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Bobblehead, Oct 16, 2007.

  1. Lil Pun

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    I like peeing outside because it is less work. No worrying about getting it on the toilet seat, no flushing, etc. It is also a great way to potty train young ones.
     
  2. OldManBernie

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  3. Lil Pun

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    It's a contraption with a condom, a hose and a bag that ties to your leg. Use your imagination.
     
  5. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I pee outside in my backyard, usually late at night, when I am taking one of our dogs outside. If you have to go, sometimes you can't wait to get back inside, so you just let it rip outside.

    I used to pee all the time outside right before we had a big softball game - it always foretold me that I was going to have a good game.
     
  6. DonnyMost

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    i always have to pee really bad after my daily run at rice/memorial

    but no way am i going to whip it out and let the yellow river flow at those places
     
  7. Lady_Di

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    i did that several times! not easiest thing to do if there aren't any toilet paper but i guess i didn't care since i was drunk...

    why are men's restrooms always smelling nasty? do you guys know how to aim or que? i feel sorry for the cleaning people.
     
  8. DonkeyMagic

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    the nastyest smelling bathroom i've been in has been a womens :D
     
  9. Lady_Di

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    there was this lady who wouldn't clean up after herself at the restroom on this floor...i get pissed when i see that nasty ****! i am talking about the bloody wave smeared on the toliet or even the wall one time. i haven't seen that in a while. have some respect for people using the stalls and cleaning people!!
     
  10. K mf G

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    i've heard from women and from folks that have had to clean public restroom that womens restrooms are the nastiest
     
  11. The_Yoyo

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    just when i am drunk and am walking back somewhere.

    last two times i've done it

    a few weeks ago after the notre dame ucla game lost my car on the great rose bowl golf "parking lot" needed to go back so just let it go against a tree

    time before probably about a year ago drunk after magarita mondays at acapulco and was walking back to my apt in westwood i pissed on someone's car that had a usc license plate.
     
  12. finalsbound

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    ain't it nice for you guys, getting to pee outside whenever you want.

    i've probably only peed outside when the only other option is a port-a-potty.
     
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    "I wash my hands *before* I touch my dick." -- Don King

    Outdoors as much as possible here. Conserve water, yo.
     
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    I pee outside whenever possible and appropriate (but not always).
     
  16. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Get you a johnson and you can join in the fun as well! :eek: ;)
     
  17. aeroman10

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    I have been ignoring this thread but just now decided to look at it.
    I almost spat my red bull all over my laptop.
    NO! Its not just you...my dog likes it too. :D
     
  18. finalsbound

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    No kidding, I've suggested the idea to Derek, he just kind of looked at me blankly and called me a chicken ****.
     
  19. Manny Ramirez

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    LOLLerskates
     
  20. JayZ750

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    hahaha.

    Don't get me wrong, if I got to go, and I'm outside and not near a bathroom, I go. On hikes, peeing in the woods is nice, for sure.

    But, like you, I have never taken a piss in my backyard, and don't generally look for opportunities to urinate outdoors.

    I'm surprised at how many people on this board have taken a piss in their backyard, many on a regular basis. I guess it's a secret society nobody told me about. Now I know, maybe I'll give it a shot!
     

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