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Peeing Outside Anyone?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Bobblehead, Oct 16, 2007.

  1. fadeaway

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    Exactly.

    We've had a big discussion about this before and discovered that the patrons of this BBS aren't exactly the cleanest people in the world.
     
  2. Cannonball

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    You know when I wash my hand? When I sh*t on them! And that only happens 2 . . . . 3 times a week, tops.

    :D
     
  3. Pest_Ctrl

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    Maybe wash your hands with your pee? :D
     
  4. RocketMan Tex

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    I'll only pee outside on Sunday afternoons when it's sunny outside.

    It's one of the benefits of being a homeowner with a large backyard.

    :D
     
  5. dockerland

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    Used to do it all the time as kid, actually drove my parents nuts.

    Now I will do it if I have to, rather that than wait in a line for the toilet.
     
  6. Dubious

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    I'd rather pee down my leg than pee in a port-o-john.

    Nothing is finer than walking out on the back deck, sporting your morning wood and letting fly. (Besides, how can you hit the toilet when it's pointing up? Stand back about 4 feet and arc it in there?)
     
  7. A-Train

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    I think it's been scientifically proven that if a guy walks into any public restroom, his dick is the cleanest thing in that restroom...
     
  8. nyquil82

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    Re-read this thread and think about peeing outside of the vagina during sex instead of inside of it and it takes on a whole new meaning.
     
  9. mc mark

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    Love it!

    Ain't nothing like walking out your back door and looking out over 2 acres of forest and letting loose! But what's even better is showering outside. We installed an outdoor shower on our Mountain home this summer and I just love it! Outdoor showers ROCK!!!
     
  10. WWR

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    I figured my hands were getting my piece dirty every time I went.
    With all of the germs surrounding us in our environment the least I should be worried about is my dirty hands.

    I will also walk right past a good toilet to piss outside. :cool:
     
  11. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    When my family is in bed and it is around 10pm and I have to pee, I go into the backyard...

    I love peeing outside, let the boys swing a bit, catch the breeze....oh yeah....caveman baby !

    DD
     
  12. A-Train

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    I don't know if I ever peed inside during the summertime when I was 8-13. My parents were really anal about me opening and closing the front door all day long (You think we're air conditioning the whole neighborhood?!), so it was either stay inside or stay outside.

    Ahhh, drinking hose water and peeing on a tree...meeeeeeemories...
     
  13. rhadamanthus

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    Hispanic?





    Yes, I'm going to BBS hell for bringing this overused cliche into another thread. I know.
     
  14. jo mama

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    i would say roughly 25% of my peeing is outside. at night, that percentage probably jumps up to 50%. if my backyard was more private i would only pee outside.

    conserve valuable water! pee outside!
     
  15. professorjay

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    It's a very freeing feeling, where man returns to his primal state.

    At the same time it's nerve racking because I'm usually in a public place looking over my shoulder hoping the police don't see me.
     
  16. DonkeyMagic

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    my parents taught me not to pee on my hands :D

    plus, my member is the cleanest thing in that bathroom.

    note: i still wash my hands :)
     
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    I'll be the first to say it...

    I don't enjoy peeing outside. I've never pee'ed in my back yard.
     
  18. K mf G

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    co sign the "peeing outside is effing awesome"
    the member should be the cleanest thing in the restroom because it is made to go in the holiest holes of the holy

    i normally wash my hands before i break the seal
     
  19. RocketRaccoon

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    I'm having a nutsedge issue in my yard so I got to thinking maybe a little watering from the old hose might do the trick. Been out there nightly the past two days doing my thing for my yard.

    Will let you know :)

    Seriously, if it works, I'm patending it!
     
  20. conquistador#11

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    I don't even like to use public bathrooms. I'll usually hold it in :(

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21324733/


    WACO, Texas - An assistant football coach at Baylor was suspended Tuesday after he was cited for urinating on the bar at a tavern.

    Eric Schnupp, Baylor’s offensive line-tight ends coach, was not arrested but issued a citation early Sunday for disorderly conduct-reckless exposure at Scruffy Murphy’s, police said. The citation is a Class C misdemeanor carrying a $258 fine, according to Waco Municipal Court.

    Coach Guy Morriss announced the indefinite suspension during his weekly news conference without elaborating.
    Story continues below ↓advertisement

    Bartender Danny Severe said an employee saw Schnupp urinating on the bar, and a manager told police officers who were there on an unrelated matter, the Waco Tribune-Herald reported Tuesday. Schnupp apparently thought no one was watching him as employees were moving patrons from the building.

    The coach had traveled with the team to Lawrence, Kan., where the Bears lost to Kansas 58-10 Saturday. Schnupp, in his first year as a coach at the world’s largest Baptist university, played football for Miami (1995-00) and previously coached at West Texas A&M.
     

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