- When Shane Battier grows up, he wants to be as mature as Patrick Patterson. - Patrick Patterson is the kind of guy that Lebron James wants his mother to marry. - Patrick Patterson eats his boogers on TV just to remind people of his humanity.
In his younger years, PP played soccer. Hmmm Dream played soccer as his first sport. Hope that means PP's footwork will be awesome. Why do people make such a big deal if PP's favorite soccer team is Spain?
Once while attending the rodeo, the first place bull prize was awarded to him...it was no mistake. His personal drink mixes have their own patents. He has never spilt his drink, because the law of gravity must obey the law of karma. No one has dared to play a vuvuzela in his presence. When adopting pets, people have often asked him to adopt their children. He is, the #14 pick of the 2010 NBA draft.