JVG: Hey guys, everybody thinks that JVG is a cold-blood vampire. But if you guys stay long enough with me, you know who I am. And everybody says that JVG cannot tell a joke. So I tell a joke today. Once upon a time, a professor was teaching a class. He had a theory, which says that the more sex one makes, the happier he is. Then the professor wanted to prove his theory: ¡°Anybody makes love everyday raise your hand.¡± Several people raised hands. Indeed, they looked very happy. ¡°Anybody makes love once a week raise your hand.¡± Several people raised hands. Well, these people looked Ok but not as happy as the first group. ¡°Anybody makes love once a month raise your hand.¡± Still several people raised hands. But those guys looked not happy at all. ¡°Is there anybody makes love once a year?¡± One guy raised his hand. To the surprise of the professor, this guy looked extremely happy. His eyes were shining and his face was red hot. ¡°Tell me son, you do that ???? only once a year, why the hell you are so happy?¡± ¡°Because, sir¡± the guy said, ¡°it is tonight! Tonight is the night!¡± Francis: Hahahahaha ¡_¡_ Jeff, what group are you in? Yao: I am afraid I haven¡¯t understood your joke, sir? Mobley: Jeff is definitely from the one-guy group. Hahahahaha ¡_¡_ Taylor: Coach, I need to use the bathroom to hahaha. JVC: Shut up Mo! Guys, what I am saying is that tonight is the night for us! We have been waiting for a heck of an entire year. We have been working so hard for an entire year. We have paid so much sweat and even blood. We have been so worried and anxious to come up to tonight. Then here is the night. If your guys have the hearts of professional athletes, if you guys have the hearts of a champion, you guys won¡¯t let tonight slip away from your hands! That is what I want to say. Now, go out there and beat them! Everyone: Yaaaaaaaaaaaa¡_¡_.. Beat the over-cooked fellows! Beat the over-cooked fellows! Beat the over-cooked fellows! JVG: Hey Yao, I tell you what. If that guy elbows you, you elbow back right away! Like you Chinese always says: kiss to kiss and ass to ass. Yao: Ernnnnnnnnn¡_ Sir, I think it should be teeth to teeth and eyes to eyes. JVG: Whatever. Anyway, don¡¯t you worry about no nothing. If you are in trouble, I¡¯ll come out and save your ass. Yao: You mean my eyes? Ernnnnnnnnn¡_. I¡¯ll see what I can do, sir.
Actually, I understood most of it except this: Beat the over-cooked fellows! Beat the over-cooked fellows! Beat the over-cooked fellows! I just can't quite figure this one out.. so somebody tell me what it means so I can know if it's ok to be sitting here laughing my ass off or not.
You guys just don't get it. This was not an attempt of humor! This was a VERY deep metaphor of how we suck as human beings! We're going about life ALL wrong, we must take what bob has said and learn from it! preach it! SPREAD THE WOOOORD MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
