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[Official] Mariners @ Astros

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Castor27, Sep 23, 2024.

  1. jacksalmon

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    Why would any one of the 34,000 even bother to go?
     
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  2. jacksalmon

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    It will be a sweep and will be a choke for the ages when they lose three in a row to the Guardians also. The Houston Asstros------the chokers of chokers.
     
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  3. AuburnRocket

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    Nah...we need to get this win and be done with it.We will tomorrow with Framber. Get your head out of your arse and get it done. 7th inning.....2nd and 3rd ...one out trailing 2-0 and we get NOTHING. Then we roll the 2 stiffs out in the 8th just to make absolutely sure we have no chance. And for good measure we give out free tacos in the 9th.
     
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  4. jacksalmon

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    They don't need confidence when they have the pitching to shut down the anemic Houston Asstro lineup which cannot hit for ****.
     
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  5. jacksalmon

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    They all got money, who needs to play baseball with any integrity and effort. Get the contracts and blow the games.
     
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  6. solid

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    Sometimes this team looks like they could care less.
     
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  7. Houstunna

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    Put your money where your mouth is with Vegas.

    Easy payday for you
     
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    If he doesn’t need surgery now, they won’t do anything that could require him to need surgery. McCullers needed surgery already and Gibson only had 1 at bat the entire World Series and also already needed surgery.
     
  9. AuburnRocket

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    The Mariners have performed the biggest choke job since Lovelace and I'm sure they want to return the favor to us, but I'd bet a Seth Martinez taco we "Rheems" them out tomorrow night. if we don't we might have trouble.Who goes Wednesday ?
     
  10. jacksalmon

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    They don't care one bit what happens except to get paid and get on with vacation time. Why bother wasting time playing playoff games when you can get into the offseason and start spending all that money on winter vacations. Let's get that 7 game losing streak and move on to vacation time. The hell with the playoffs. Let's just choke out the end of the year and lose 7 in a row and go home and then off to Mexico.
     
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  11. jacksalmon

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    It doesn't matter who the Mariners pitch as long as he has an ERA under 4. Then, the Asstros will not get more than five or six hits and will lose another. Why wait around until Hader can have another awful performance and blow a save? Just get it over from the git go like tonight and lose it right away and just keep on losing them the rest of the year. The Premier Choke Artists----The Houston Asstros.
     
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  12. jacksalmon

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    The Seattle Mariners all year have been the worst hitting team in baseball, or close to it. So, they roll into Htown with the division crown on the line and they bang out 13 hits and score 6 runs thanks to the inept Asstro pitching staff. More of a beatdown coming tomorrow. Maybe 7 runs and 15 hits for the Mariners this time with the Asstros collecting another 4 hit game on their way to getting swept by the Mariners and choking out the season by getting knocked out of the playoffs. That will be the biggest choke in the history of MLB. Nice going, Asstros!!!!
     
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  13. jacksalmon

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    Maybe Alvarez wanted to just go home early this year and not waste any time in the playoffs that they aren't going to win anyway. So, he pulls off the stunning feat of blowing out his knee sliding. Whoever heard of some guy on the verge of the playoffs blowing out his knee on a slide? That never happened before, which only goes to prove, he never wanted to be in the playoffs this year anyway and he figured he could make sure no one of the Asstros will be playing any playoff baseball anyway. Frankly, this year will be the beginning of the demise of the Asstros. Pretty tricky move, Alvarez. Even you knew that your teammates would only manage to get 4 hits with you gone. I guess you know chokers when you see them. Can't believe that 34,500 fools paid money to see these losers choke out their second straight on their way to seven. Bring on Hader for his award as the Chief Choker. What closer with the division title on the line would give up 4 runs in the 9th?

    What the Asstros need to do is start Verlander and let him get bombed out and then bring on Hader to finish the collapse. One choke artist after another. Oh yeah, throw in Bregman to get another one of his stunning hitless nights.
     
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    Lay off tha cocain man
     
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    The astros better get their **** together tomorrow
     
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    Someone lose a mortgage payment sized bet?
    Woosah.
     
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    one more ring to rule them all.
     
  18. jacksalmon

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    Are you kidding me? I would never bet on the Houston Asstros to win a crucial game. I do have a little money on a bet that says they will get swept by the Mariners. It is real clear that once Alvarez went down, the rest of this bunch of losers have no guts and not enough skills to win at least one game in this series. I can only hope that Cleveland will still be playing hard so the Asstros can finish the season on a 7 game losing streak and get knocked out of the playoffs as they want to do. Lose Alvarez and stop playing with any guts and integrity instead of trying harder and picking it up. Not one of those clowns in the lineup tonight had any guts or desire to win the game. The same will be true for tomorrow and Wednesday and the three game Guardian series.

    Then, the Asstros can complete the biggest collapse in the history of MLB. No more than 10 runs total in the remaining 5 games in their season, including only two against the Mariners in the remaining two games. Choke and then choke again. It is just too bad that they will not have any leads in the Mariner series so that Hader can come on again and blow another save opportunity with another 4 run beauty of a performance. The hitters are choking and so are the pitchers. That is how a team loses 7 in a row and any spot in the playoffs. I wonder if Verlander has already left town.

    How can a guy playing baseball all his life ruin his knee sliding into second? Doesn't someone playing baseball that long learn anything? Don't the remaining players pick it up and make up for the loss of the team's star? Maybe teams do, but not the Houston Asstros. They just roll over and choke it out.
     
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  19. jacksalmon

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    Ain't gonna happen. This team has no guts and no fire. They will just roll over and give the division title to the Mariners. Chokers!!!
     
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  20. cmlmel77

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    With all due respect, you are a moron. You are spamming the board of a team that has gone to 7 straight ALCSs, has the best record in baseball over the last 4 months and came from 10 back to take a division lead, calling them chokers, “asstros” (very clever), and demeaning every player.

    Why? Because they lost one game. Get some perspective and shut the **** up. Or do what was suggested and bet against them winning the division if you are so certain. Vegas would love to make you rich.
     

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