[Official] Braves @ Astros

An entire SP rotation on IL
A fake 3-headed monster bullpen with 1-2 other guys called up from Sugar Land the day of the game
Jon Singleton is the starting 1B. (‘Nuff said. No serious contender is rostering, let alone starting JS)
$58M dead weight
Rookie manager who appears in over his head.

 

Chas f-ing blows.
The Dusty Curse is real.

 

These bats man

 

Very high ceiling.

 

He’s sipping on his bottle of wine, relaxing and watching the inept Astros blow again. Probably has his world famous wrist bands on.

 

Singleton has played really well and has a 5 game hitting streak.

 

Dusty actually protected him

 

jake ate dirt lol

 

It’s been quite awhile since the Astros have hit a homer

 

Hey, I'm not complaining relative to Mr Guinness at all.

World record holder for 1B futility

 

Which is an issue when that is the only way the seem to know how to score.

 

Dubin is righty Chris Sale.

 

Embarrassing us in front of Jabari and his date.
2 hits in a row is too much to ask for.

 

dubin is a crackhead keuchel lol

 

Meyers please get on base and then pray 1 of your stars can get a hr or something

 

Astros pitchers need real strikes for called-K's.... Braves DO NOT.

Makes a huge difference in a two-run game.

Braves also awarded a phantom HR.

Houston's early-season of misfortune continues.

 

Good job by Dubin.

 

Don’t worry, the way this team is going I’m sure we will hit a solo HR and lose 2-1.

 

Need a come from behind win. Let’s go!!!