[Official] Astros @ Yankees

Spoiler

 

In honor of Jeter night, our SS...

Well Done:
1. Carlos Correa
2. Dickie Thon

Medium Well:
3. Adam Everett

Medium:
4. Craig Reynolds
5. Denis Menke
6. Miguel Tejada

Medium Rare:
7. Roger Metzgar
8. Eric Yelding
9. Rafael Ramirez
10. Andujar Cedeno
11. Bob Lillis
12. Jonathon Villar
13. Jose Vizcaino
14. Orlando Miller
15. Eric Bruntlett

Rare:
16. Tim Bogar
17. Bert Pena
18. Buddy Biancalana

Raw:
19. Dale Berra
20. Tommy Manzella

 

Seriously, No Gutierrez?

 

We done ate their souls after that back and forth game to start the day. Imagine what we do when or if we add a second ace to join Cychel.

 

What about Kiko Garcia?

 

The best thing about "Jeter's best plays ever" is repeatedly watching Billy Beane's dumbass A's lose because they can't
A) run the bases
B) catch the ball
C) pitch with men on
D) all of the above

 

I seriously hate Gardner.

 

Do you mean third ace? Don't forget Lance.

 

We scored 2 runs in 2nd inning. What more could we do? Oh yea....

 

Cmon ump throw his ass out!

 

STFU Holliday, that was a strike

take a seat PED man

so many on the Stankees

 

Best Astros to wear #2:

1. Nellie Fox (1964-1965)
2. Darin Erstad (2008-2009)
3. Morgan Ensberg (2000)
4. Gerald Young (1987-1992)
5. Alex Bregman (2016-2017)
6. Chris Burke (2004-2007)
7. Jonathan Villar (2014-2015)
8. Mitch Meluskey (2003)
9. Gregg Zaun (2002-2003)
10. Luis Rivera (1997)
11. Brandon Barnes (2013)
12. Rich Gedman (1990)

 

For such a storied franchise, Yanks sure have had a lot of steroid users and cheats on their roster.

 

If Bregman doesn't turn out to be the best of that bunch he's doing something wrong.

 

Judge-Jeter, so many similarities other than the letter J.

 

"Who is that big goofy looking guy?"

--my mom, looking at Judge leading off 2nd

 

Sorta an athletic Lurch?

 

Altuve ok?

 

Despite the crowd's boos and players' chirps, the home-plate ump was on-point in the second game.

 

Fiers gets hammered everytime he pitches.