[Not Cool] Hemmrrohid

I think this thread might have potential.

 

You may need a little help from this guy.

 

WTF is a " Hemmrrohid " ??

 

Go to Google and do a search for hemorrhoid. Keep a trash can close so you can vomit in it.

 

I think I've been there, I'm not sure what my problem was/is. Started a few months ago, but never went to the Dr. Felt like I was ****ting glass. Anyways, it seems to come and go. thank god right now....it's gone.

Okay, there's my too much 411 of the day.

 

Just look at the bright side. Now, you can stick something up your ass and not be called a homo or a perv...

 

Have you checked to make sure that you don't actually have a throwing star in your a@@hole? Ninjas are really fast.

 

Dude. Remind me never to get a hemorrhoid.

 

This older guy I worked with had them. One day he went into the bathroom to put on his cream, the bathroom is just a toilet and a sink so if you went in there you locked the door. Well this day the lock wasn't working right and as he had one leg on the toilet and the cream on his fingers a customer opened the door with out knocking. That poor guy is probally still having nightmares.

 

there's not many things i look forward to as much as taking a dump, unless there's a big ass roadblock like a FRICKEN hemorrhoid.

 

Well, by golly...

that one WILL work! reggietodd's version:

 

Best post of the year. Of course, the year is 3 days old. But still, good stuff.

 

Sorry, man... I feel ya... I feel ya... (you didn't know, though, since that area is numb) but... I feel ya...

EDIT: are you going to respond to my "2 fumbles..." comment in the USC thread?

 

Best way to check for hemorrhoids is to go out and eat a bunch of spicy food. Sit back and wait for the test results to come in.

 

Damn, no need to be a hemmrhoidal ******* about it.

 

Add more fiber to the diet.

 

My friend was calling me last month about his Hemmoriod problem that he had been having. Like something was blocking his sh**t when he's on the toilet and was havin a hard time in there for a weeks.

Well he went to the doctor and the doc told him to buy some "Preperation H" cream at Walgreen and try that first but it didnt work (shrink the hemmoriod) then the doc gave him a prescription "bullet" cream thing .... where u kinda put it IN THERE yourself.... but hey he said it work better than if it gets worst and you have SURGERY where they cut down there to get the hemmoriod out

 

I would suggest drinking lots and lots of milk.