No Free Lemonade

I really want to applaud them for being able to keep up their absurd arguments for so long

I'm genuinely impressed

 

Did you miss the part about the author getting a FREE ride in an upscale neighborhood?

 

She chipped in for gas and bought sodas at the gas station.

 

I assume by chipped in, you mean "paid below market value for goods or services rendered" and by bought sodas, you mean "obtained goods or services with inferior value to obtain superior goods/services, in a flagrant violation of capitalistic principles she herself is trying to defend".

NO SUPERIOR RIDES AND GASOLINE FOR INFERIOR SODA.

 

No. Fair share. Buying sodas went above and beyond. Generosity.

 

When you stick to basic principles of valid differing opinions and a right to expression, it's very easy to be consistent. What is absurd about those things?

 

No but by my ~25th post I'm owed one chip for redemption of a hyperbolic literary device. At least I'm not name-calling...

 

Of course not. Their parents are Socialist, so the insurance is free!.

 

next thing you know the kids will convert to Islam!