Naval Humor

anything about how awesome the marines are...for whatever reason the marines and navy folk don't get a long. You can add navy seals too. I've heard they are a strange bunch.

there is also the poop deck.

 

call him "Popeye" or sing "Popeye the Sailor Man" song around him.

 

The next time you're in the field ask him to navigate to your destination by the stars.

 

At first I was like, WTF?

Now I understand. (my first American friends called me geek because they couldn't call me gook)

Try leaving a plank on his desk and ask him if he has ever seen the underside of one from the water.

 

This is what you do............Get cool with the person that fills the vending machine...then get him to help you to put your co-workers personal items in
the actual vending machine Seriously, just refer to him a seaman.

 

Make it narrow and say if he screws up, he'll have to walk the plank in ballet shoes... tell him to wear his tutu!

 

I am somewhat of a master ******* when it comes to coming up with ways to get under people's skin.

You've got enough material to stretch this out for the rest of time.

Seaman, Real Admiral, Poop Deck are all obvious choices for questioning of sexual preference.

If you're feeling adventurous, you should try and get "In the Navy" by the Village People to play somewhere in your environment.

 

i stopped reading here.



Zing!

 

You really didn't assert anything I didn't already admit in my post.

 

i know...i just took off the qualifier.

oh forget it