OH....MY.....GAWD... AntiSonic, you have no idea how long I've been looking for an MP3 of that jingle...
Teri: "Well maybe my balls don't itch." Buddy: "All balls itch, it's a fact!" from the 80's movie "Just One of the Guys"
I'll join P.A.I.N. We could have a slogan: "Private + Privates= Itch Away Public + Privates= No Way Jose!" Or see my sig.
Update: 11:08pm ct - Tuesday, May 20th, 2003 Upper leg, groin area continues to itch. Rash resembles the state of California. About 2 inches in length (the rash, that is). Left nut is not itching as much. Over and out.
I had a similar rash a couple of years ago and my doc diagnosed it as jock itch. Told me to get some itch powder (or cream), make sure that I dry my groin area thoroughly after showering and to make sure that I wear loose fitting clothing (duh!) to let the area breathe and stay dry. In other words he told me to kick my feet up and let my nuts hang. It was gone in a few days. Kramer: III'm a free-man Jerry!!!!
[KRAMER enters.] KRAMER Oh, hey! Elaine, I just heard that Noreen and Paul are breaking up. I want you to put in a good word for me. [to JERRY] I've always had a thing for Noreen. ELAINE Oh, Kramer. You don't understand. This could be my fault. KRAMER Well, if she's available now, I'm not gonna let her slip through my fingers this time. Nooope. [walking around at ease, some dancy moves] JERRY Well it looks like you've adjusted to the boxers.. KRAMER Wellll, I wouldn't go as far as that. JERRY You went back to the Jockeys? KRAMER Wrong again. JERRY [pause] Oh, no. ELAINE What? What?.. JERRY Don't you see what's goin' on here??? .. No boxers, no Jockeys.. ELAINE Eeaawww... JERRY The only thing between us is a thin layer of gabardine.. JERRY Kramer, say it isn't so. KRAMER Oh, it be so. I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it!!! JERRY Don't you need a little.. help? KRAMER Surprisingly, no. I'm freee, I'm unfettered.. [opens door to leave, still very happy, then:] I'm like a naked innocent boy rrroamin' the countryside!!
Update: 7:33am ct - Wednesday, May 21 2003 A little less itch...but I think that's because no friction is caused while sleeping at night. I'm going to try a new tactic today: baby powder.
Baby powder for baby nuts......good luck......You ought to try and go free-ballin and see if that helps.....
Final Update: 1:40am ct - Saturday, May 24, 2003 Still some rash. Itchiness gone for the most part. Much like my jock, thanks for your support during these tough times.
