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My nuts itch

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Free Agent, May 19, 2003.

  1. Band Geek Mobster

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    Technically it's not even his nut that itches...a correct title would be "My Beanbag Itches."
     
  2. Rip Van Rocket

    Rip Van Rocket Contributing Member

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    Do you have a digital camera. If you post a picture, I could give it to my brother who runs a Walgreens. My brother could consult with his pharmacist about your little problem. Just make sure the picture is an extreme close-up.
     
  3. arkoe

    arkoe (ง'̀-'́)ง

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    If you're really going to do that, do us all a favor and e-mail him.
     
  4. Free Agent

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    Ok...yes, the title should have been "My left leg and left nut sack itches".

    I bought some Lotrimin Ultra this afternoon and have treated the affected area.


    Stay tuned for further updates on my nut sack.
     
  5. ima_drummer2k

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    Jeee-sus.
     
  6. francis 4 prez

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    this is the funniest thread to come along in a while. great stuff. especially oski's. it's 3 a.m. and my parents are sleeping in the next room. hard not to wake em up from laughter after that line.



    is that signature material? i think it is.





    and A-Train, i'm sure your parents will be thrilled to know that their money allowed you to share the correct term for nut pain on a BBS with a bunch of dudes cracking nut jokes.:)
     
  7. Roc Paint

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    Are penis moles uncommon?
     
  8. AroundTheWorld

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    Have you ever had itchy red zones somewhere else on your body? Some people have a mild form of neurodermitis with only very few rashes, perhaps that is one of those.

    BTW, does your wife read the BBS? She might have some questions about where you've been :D.
     
  9. TheHorns

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    What about the puss filled open sore?

    Those are not moles, those would be genitile warts.
     
  10. Preston27

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    Or if your doctor is a man.
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    That's not a mole, it's actually your peni....aw, forget it.
     
  12. BlastOff

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    That was a riot!!!! :D Certainly woke me up this morning!
     
  13. A-Train

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    I got first dibs on the "yo Free Agent, how are those nuts of yours doing?" thread!!

    Stay tuned next week, for the next exciting chapter of "The Balls of Destiny"
     
  14. Free Agent

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    I've never had itchy red zones on any other part of my body.

    I told my wife right away that I had a itchy nut. I'm sticking with my "jock itch" explanation until proven otherwise.
     
  15. Free Agent

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    Morning update - Tuesday - 5/20 - 8:40 am


    Woke up this morning...not as much itchiness but the red splotch is still there. I put another dab of ointment on last night before bed...after which I read the directions that said use just once a day. I hope my nut doesn't shrivel up and fall off because I used it twice.


    I know a lot of you think this is funny. But it is a serious medical condition. You try leading a normal life with one itchy nut. It's a because of this I've decided to start a new organization dedicated to the solo itchy nut syndrom.

    P.A.I.N.

    People Against Itchy Nuts

    It's time for those of you still in the closet to quit scratching your 'nad, pull your hand out of your boxers, raise it high in the air and proclaim: "I, too, suffer from itchy nuts."
     
  16. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    My wife asked me why I scratch my nuts the first thing every morning.

    I looked her square in the eye and said...

    "Because I can".

    DD
     
  17. ima_drummer2k

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    By God, I'll DO IT!

    Uh...ok, now everyone at work staring at me. What do I do now?
     
  18. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    would those be warts that non-Jewish people get?? :D

    OMG...Im dying over here!..I have been feeling sad cause my dog is not doing well...and this thread had me dying laughing, Im glad that I work alone..

    As The Nutsack Itchs....the newest daytime soap from CBS...
     
  19. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Does anyone remember that corn nuts commercial that used to be played on the radio?
     
  20. AntiSonic

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    Bust a nut, bust a nut

    That one? I did a spit take first time I heard it. :)
     

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