I've never had a thread locked before. I guess I overreacted to the whole swimsuit edition issue. I apologize to those who might have been offended by my flagrant use of asterisks. It won't happen again.
I was hoping you had a story about getting tossed in jail or something. Deceptive title. By the way - 7th floor at Harris County Jail = Gladiator level. Stay outta there.