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My Birthday Itenerary

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Feb 13, 2009.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    Done before. Lame.

    And I really think y'all should figure out who exactly you're pissing off before you post. Might not be the best idea. I've always been more than accomodating to any folks. But people that piss me off? Not so much.
     
  2. SWTsig

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    but seriously, if you're going to any strip club not named the mens club you're doing it wrong
     
  3. Hmm

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    precisely.. a more than fair contribution to one of your threads..
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    Let me say this:

    The Superbowl RUINED stripclubs in Houston. Period. A ton of whores came in and taught dancers how they can make *****loads of money through sexual favors that can be placed on a credit card as "dances." ie. I'll do such and such for 15 dances, etc.

    For the youngsters, I apologize. This used to be one of the greatest places to go to a strip club. Sadly, they've all turned into high class whorehouses. :(
     
  5. SWTsig

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    wait... why else would you go? besides, if you play your cards right you wont pay for ****
     
  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    If you can do that these days, more power to you. I've just seen too much corruption and too many girls asking for "extra service" to want to even go to those places anymore.

    As stated, I know a girl who waitresses at one, and she sees the difference, also. It literally became night and day.
     
  7. LonghornFan

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    Oh noes! What are you gonna do? Post another well abused FAIL picture and get over?

    *****ing tard. LOL!

    The internetz, it's for realz!
     
  8. Fatty FatBastard

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    Awesome. A moron so enveloped with myself that he put my moniker in his signature.

    Quick clue: If you're going to pretend to berate someone, try and show some activities of your life first.

    I'm not sure why I'm even bothering with you. I guess it's a southwest thing.

    Enjoy.
     
  9. LonghornFan

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    You belong in my sig for showing what a message board tard does when one takes the internetz too seriously. You wanted to fight me over words, I kept it, it's awesome.

    Showing activities in my life on a message board before berating them? WTF does that even mean?

    Maybe your "crew" can find me and explain the simplicities of Fatty before they hit me with their purses.
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    Right...

    You cried one night and I called you on it.

    You are more than welcome to join.
     
  11. LonghornFan

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    You are seriously delusional. Enjoy your birthday.
     
  12. Fatty FatBastard

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    I couldn't care less about you.


    I told you that you were invited, and you responded as such.

    I'll let the the board dictate you from now on. You've proven to be a child.
     
  13. LonghornFan

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    I'm on the edge of my seat for the results!
     
  14. Franchise3

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    Can someone explain to me what the deal with Longhorn Fan is? Fatty basically invites anyone on the board to come along for his bday festivities and he starts acting like a douche. What's up with that?
     
  15. CrazyJoeDavola

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    That is Fatty being Fatty.

    Go look up the definition of "sophomoric" and you will see his photo.
     
  16. RocketMan Tex

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    I've got a gig at the County Line Bar and Grill next Saturday night. It's out on FM1093 on the border of Richmond and Katy. Y'all should saddle up your Harleys and come on out! :cool:
     
  17. RocketMan Tex

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    I hear what you are saying. Definitely different pre-Super Bowl and post-Super Bowl. If I may, I would beg to differ slightly...Mayor Bill White ruined strip clubs in Houston. Ever since he got on his high horse and decided to enforce the SOB law, strip clubs in H-Town have really been for ****.
     
  18. v3.0

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    umm, extras offered at stripclubs were happening way before the SB. it's what bill white did to them (like rocketmantex said) and still ongoing is what is bs, a few are being forced to be bikini bars, lotsa raids and a few closing down. thanks bill.
     

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