Mutombo Update

I hope the people being sarcastic in this thread are not the same people who were asking "Where is Stevie" every week.

 

I took a crap today but it was green...

 

That's more news worthy than the "Deke Update".

 

Good Lord, this guy is like Swoly-D on steriods.

 

Update, if you're alive today, then you're alive. Great thread btw. >.>

 

Now that you mention it, who IS gonna start the "We Want Stevie" chant? I'm so sick of the Franchise sitting on the bench wasting away. Somebody PPPLLLLEEEAAASSSEEE give us a "Stevie Update".

 

Grant's or Benji's?

 

Update: Captain Obvious has just revealed his true identity.

 

On the contrary, my poop was milk chocolate black.. very interesting..

 

BREAKING NEWS:
US drops atomic bomb on Hiroshima

The first atomic bomb has been dropped by a United States aircraft on the Japanese city of Hiroshima.

President Harry S Truman, announcing the news from the cruiser, USS Augusta, in the mid-Atlantic, said the device was more than 2,000 times more powerful than the largest bomb used to date.

An accurate assessment of the damage caused has so far been impossible due to a huge cloud of impenetrable dust covering the target. Hiroshima is one of the chief supply depots for the Japanese army.

The bomb was dropped from an American B-29 Superfortress, known as Enola Gay, at 0815 local time. The plane's crew say they saw a column of smoke rising and intense fires springing up. More news as this breaking story develops...

 

Harry S Truman is the President! I thought Obama....oh nevermind. What...we got mcgrady from Orlando??? We may have a chance now!