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Moving to nowhere

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by A-Train, Dec 16, 2006.

  1. A-Train

    A-Train Member

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    I would like to inform everybody that I'm not moving to another city or state at this time.The only place to which I'll be moving is the kitchen for a glass of water. Does anybody have any suggestions on my water? Should I use a glass glass or a plastic glass? Should I get ice?

    Is anybody else not moving?
     
  2. Outlier

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    :D

    I heard the kitchen is a very rural place and has alot of dangerous thugs there. I hear the water isn't clean either, I think it's pee. Why move there?
     
  3. MadMax

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    Oh, wow. I've been to the kitchen before. It's so much better than here. You can escape your problems there. Everybody knows your name.
     
  4. SwoLy-D

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    DON'T try to rent an apartment at UNKNOWN place. I hear the people that YOU DON'T KNOW are real a-holes and the MYSTERIOUS Homeowners' Association charges UNHEARD OF money.

    Of course, I've been to NOWHERE only a couple of times, so the entertainment from there is UNKNOWN to me. There are NAMELESS PLACES to see there, and there's plenty of ANONYMOUS RESTAURANTS to go eat.

    Dude, don't you have some relatives in NOWHERE? If it's like HOUSTON, then NOWHERE must be a traffic-infested, smog-filled, contaminated, low-income-people-filled P.O.S. place.

    I really DON'T KNOW ANYTHING about NOWHERE, I just came into this thread because I like UNKNOWN teams from there. I am a homer of NOWHERE. NOWHERE >>>>>>>>>>> HOUSTON. :mad: :p :) :D :confused:
     
  5. moestavern19

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    moving to another thread.
     
  6. giddyup

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    Going to move my bowels...
     
  7. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    I'm moving in with sWollieDEe to teach him how to speak English. :eek: :p ;) :D :confused: :( :rolleyes: :mad: :cool: :)
     
  8. moestavern19

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    are you SURE you can DO THAT Freaker!?!!???

    Ay carumba!
     
  9. Space Ghost

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    moving my bowels as we speak ....
     
  10. thegary

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    I'd like to drop my trousers to the world
    I am a man of means (of slender means)
    Each household appliance
    Is like a new science in my town
    And if the day came when I felt a
    Natural emotion
    I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump
    In the ocean
    And when a train goes by
    It's such a sad sound
    No ...
    It's such a sad thing

    I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen
    Every sensible child will know what this means
    The poor and the needy
    Are selfish and greedy on her terms
    And if the day came when I felt a
    Natural emotion
    I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump
    In the ocean
    And when a train goes by
    It's such a sad sound
    No ...
    It's such a sad thing


    And when I'm lying in my bed
    I think about life
    And I think about death
    And neither one particularly appeals to me
    And if the day came when I felt a
    Natural emotion
    I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie
    In the middle of the street and die
    I'd lie down and die ...
    Oh, oh
     
  11. Roxfan73

    Roxfan73 Rookie

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  12. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his **** into a truck.
     
  13. Preston27

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    Hilarious. :D
     
  14. DallasThomas

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    Wireless connection or r****ded interior designer?
     
  15. rockHEAD

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    Not moving any time soon. I actually detest moving, lifting boxes, moving furniture, cleaning up, packing/unpacking, looking for packing tape, wrapping breakables in paper, throwing away/recycling boxes, renting and returning moving trucks, storage units and all other moving related entities.
     
  16. Invisible Fan

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    I thought this thread was about moving to Dallas.
     
  17. david_rocket

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    The girls from nowhere are hot and easy!!! ;)

    Good luck.
     
  18. IROC it

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    I've heard of "A Road to Nowhere" but that's all I know about it.
     
  19. kaleidosky

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    ok, this is SERIOUsly my favorite place in the world. I don't care what anyone tells you--you'll love it!! I'll move there one day, too...probably sooner than I think
     
  20. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    When all the moving threads starting popping up I knew this was only a matter of time.
     

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