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[Movie] New Moon

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Keyser Soze, Nov 21, 2009.

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  1. conquistador#11

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    Who gave them the right to make vampires so emo? I mean, vampires have always had issues but the new generation has screwed over 300 years of vampire history. Only the day walker, blade, should be able to walk his dog in the afternoon. :mad:
     
  2. The Real Shady

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    Sad vampires and shirtless werewolves fighting over some hooker doesn't look interesting imo.
     
  3. daywalker02

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    Yes, I agree.
    Signed.
     
  4. Dave2000

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    Kevin Smith's take, as with the previous video, language NSFW

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  5. ClutchCityReturns

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    You stole this from Facebook.

    j/k
     
  6. Dave2000

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    yes I did, from a friend of mine u eerily looks like a Hispanic version of Kevin Smith :)

    btw, anybody going to see him at House of Blues in March? I want to go but looks like SRO tixs are left
     
  7. GRENDEL

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    Have never read not watched one second of this garbage but is it true that the whole thing has a huge abstinence theme?
     
  8. rockets934life

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    Seems like True Blood without the Blood, Sex and Drugs...Nah I'll pass unless my girlfriend makes me go watch it :(
     
  9. Dave_78

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    I'll probably end up seeing this one. My girlfriend has a slightly weird fascination with all things vampire so she will, without question, want me to go see this. No big deal.

    She has, however, had to endure my questions about why vampires now look like crack addicts. Seriously, I am all for suspending disbelief in order to enjoy a good supernatural flick but could they have casted a dude to play the vampire that was at least somewhat believable when he performs any sort of physical task. That kid is so skinny it actually makes me a little uncomfortable watching his awkward gait and emaciated face on screen. At least the indian kid got on some werewolf 'roids.
     
  10. tmac2k8

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    I'm convinced my ex gf broke up with me over Twilight....I think she is still out look for her Robert Patterson look alike to spend the rest of her life with. Dumb bimbo.
     
  11. Hayesfan

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    The only teenage boy in the movie is the one that plays Jacob Black (hence my jail bait comment) the rest are all in their early twenties as well.
     
  12. GRENDEL

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    Is it me or does Robert Patterson

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    look like...

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  13. professorjay

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    Long story short, my wife heard all the hype about it and her labmate's wife is a big fan so she wanted to see what the fuss was all about. Downloaded the first movie in 20 minutes and watched it w/ her.

    "You're like my own personal brand of heroin." WHO THE *(&# WROTE THIS @*&%!?!?

    Throw in 30 minutes of dramatic staring contests. Every scene involves long dramatic stares. It is so bad, SNL would just have to re-enact a scene, frame by frame, for comedic effect. Coincidentally a fan is blowing in the classroom while they stare at each other so her hair flails around. REALLY?

    And I think I've seen more sincere teenage angst in an episode of Saved By The Bell.

    The only saving grace is my wife and I have a few lines to quote to each other as a joke.
     
  14. Vinsanity

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    These girls are 28-30. I guess Robert Pattinson is 22? And, in the movie, they all play high schoolers, right? I saw bits a pieces of the first one and I rememember they were all in high school at one point in the movie. So these girls in their late twenties are all fantasizing over young young boys who play high schoolers in a movie and they aren't fantasizing over these boys in real life, but their characters in the movie which happen to be high school boys.
     
  15. juicystream

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    I took my wife to see it Saturday, and I thought it was a good movie. I liked the first one as well. Never read the books, but my wife says they follow them pretty well, a lot better then Harry Potter.

    Here you go

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  16. Hayesfan

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    ^^ JS, I am very proud of your admission... I'd let you keep the man card, sadly as a female I don't get a vote.


    Well, technically they are hundred year old vampires.. not high schoolers anymore ;)

    But yes the books/movies are set in high school.. since Bella is a high school student.

    So are they "really" high school boys if they have supernatural powers?
     
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  18. Hayesfan

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    I already admitted that Jacob Black was jailbait.. isn't that a check yes?
     
  19. Dave_78

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    I agree and it is creepy. It's also hypocritical when many of these same women will give a guy hell for being 30 or over and dating women in their early 20s.
     
  20. Hayesfan

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    People still do that?
     

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