I was at my basket-weaving class tonight, and Mabel told me that she saw Deputy Reynolds walking into that stripper bar as she was driving to see her cousin Ed! Then she got to cousin Ed's house, and it turns out that, according to Ed's wife Sophie, Ed was at that stripper bar too! That's why I'm gonna burn that stripper bar down! I don't want them bringing the wrath of God here to our little town! They best know that Jesus don't look favorably upon them turning a blind eye to good Christian living!
Goose Testicles are usually best prepared in a nice Hollandaise sauce, or if you wish, with some chutney and a pinch of chopped cloves. It is not always wise to ingest them raw though, as the pungent odor produced from the testicles is known to induce chronic flatulence in middle aged women and albino kangaroos.
