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Misdirected phone calls..?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Hmm, Jan 31, 2009.

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  1. Poloshirtbandit

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    too many big words going on for me in this thread [​IMG]
     
  2. Major Malcontent

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    I think most people around here...even if they disapprove of my penchant for dating girls my own size.

    Find you pitiable.

    Of course you will pretend you don't care but your 3 grand worth of posts suggests otherwise.

    Good luck convincing the imaginary gf to not have imaginary anal.
     
  3. Hmm

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    sounds like a resounding yes.. and emphatic try-and-try-again-only-to-compound-a-failure-with-further-failure.. exceptionally sad case..

    but keep up the good fight.. to maintaining your self confidence..
     
  4. Major Malcontent

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    Nothing wrong with my self confidence....If I wasn't able to get it up with a girl who had allowed others to plow her hershey highway...I would acknowlege it was my problem...not some failing in her morality.
     
  5. Hmm

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    and it goes on like this.. drudgingly dragging along to the best of it's leaden mind.. getting nowhere but pitifully burying itself further.. in it's appeal to the lowest common denominator..


    yes.. you are truly showing me...
     
  6. moestavern19

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    Trying to look smart by using some sort of Shakespearean Doublespeak on a basketball message board = fail.
     
  7. Hmm

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    Shakespearean doublespeak..? honestly...?

    good god......
     
  8. moestavern19

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    PUT THE ELLIPSES DOWN.

    SLOWLY.

    WALK AWAY.
     
  9. Hmm

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    i might add.. not everyone that enjoys the sport of basketball.. or any sport for that matter.. communicates via a vernacular handicapped by slang, slurs, and general verbal laziness...
     
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    Yet it is perfectly couth to add exaggerated punctuation and ignore the rules of capitalization?

    Without following through with those simple grammatical rules you just sound like a douchebag with a thesaurus.
     
  11. Hmm

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    " this is a basketball message board. ;) "
     
  12. moestavern19

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    Thanks for proving my point. ;)
     
  13. Hmm

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    completely flew over your head didn't it..?

    you see.. the fact that this is a basketball forum.. as it has no sway/influence on the way I naturally express myself verbally.. it has equally none.. on the textual format, or written structure I choose to do so..

    so your remark.. only did achieve it's moment of validity.. when correctly applied by me..
     
  14. DonnyMost

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    someone here has a stick up their butt so big you can see it from space
     
  15. Hmm

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    what's it like to live a life in constant orbit..?
     
  16. DonnyMost

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    at any rate, it beats having a california redwood lodged in your rectum
     
  17. Hmm

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    haha..

    now you see moestavern19... an example of proper timing..
     
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    A pox on thee DonnyMost! Thine Morality doth stinketh as much as the coniferous pine so fervently lodged in my sphincter!
     
  19. DonnyMost

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    LOL

    actually the stick bearer is not thou, but well played
     
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    no.. i'm afraid that was too much effort for so little gain.. not much of a natural as DonnyMost here..
     

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