Nope. No corny jokes or comedic replys, in case you were waiting for one. And while we're on the subject of size: has anyone here try penis enlargement exercises? I mean , I guess I'm average but I found a site where they swear you can increase your penile size by doing exercises. Anyone, anyone?
Wait a minute. Why do I need to take those pills if it works when I am with her ? I guess maybe if I wanted to "cheat" ( I put that in quotations, because I think it's foolish to say cheat when you are not married, even though I wouldnt dare do that as is). I just can't look at another girl and get wood anymore. I'm just worried that if she evers dumps me, Ill be done as a contributer to the human species forever. Anyways, when did size get into this discussion? I dont think size is a factor in this at all. It doesnt shrink or disappear inside my body like a freaking dog. It just goes into sleep mode or something, until I hear or feel that trigger.
Even if she dumps you bubba, Its like riding a bike, you never forget. You have to be comfortable with the new one before the actual event but you should be fine. Dr. Ruth has left the building......
So, I am repeating myself here but it works so much better with a pic! "Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from other personal threads such as 'Love a Girl But Not in a Sexual Way', 'Got Heart Stomped on by Girl', and now my latest, 'Mental/Erection problems..'"
As an aside, didn't Troy McClure have a really weird sexual problem when he was "married" to Selma? Something along the lines of "I wish I were gay! No, my problem is much more devious than that!"
Now the question is: Will this thread beat out "Indian Rapper" or "Would You Date a Pornstar?" Any takers?
