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Memo to Rocket's Opponents

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by solid, Aug 21, 2002.

  1. solid

    solid Member

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    FOCUS ON MING! I suggest a triple team approach. Imagine the fun you will have "showing him up," proving that he did not deserve the number one pick. You can dunk over him, steal the ball from him, trick him into needless fouls. Yes, the thrill of humilating Ming should drive everything that you do.

    Afterall, the other Rocket's players can't hurt you. Frances will have such a headache that he will be seeing two baskets, Mobley will be jacking up shots from mid-court, Norris will be dribbling in circles, Griffin will be at the three point line, and Taylor will be sucking oxygen on the sidelines. No Problem! Focus your attention on Ming. Yup, that is the winning strategy. ;)
     
  2. HotRocket

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    I hope this is that new thing called "Sarcasm" that I've been hearing about.
     
  4. Holden

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    solid thread

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  5. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    one more memo to rockets opponents:


    be ware!
     
  6. MysticRyder

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    Great idea. Triple team Ming and Ming passes to Nachbar. Nachbar shoots and scores because nobody is guarding him. T other team defense will be climbing a tree and miss all the little birdies flying around. You can ignore this post i just wanted my 200th to be a little fun.

    :D :D :D :D :D
     
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    well this post is containing a winning strategy for rocket's opponent... They either have to double or tripe team yao ming in order to win... just like what the canadian team did to win over china..... Very good strategy for Rox's opponent.. i dont dink anyone can contain yao ming if he has the ball ...:D
     
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    aw come on man, if the players on our team did that they shouldn't be in the nba. Francis headaches are almost gone, mo t is almost in old shape. And ming is better than that.

    Why would SF be in the game if he has a headache that bad?

    Well Cat...um he just doesn't shhot from that far so his % will go up just from taking close shot. I did watch him in the rucker park league and he shot every time he got the ball, he never passed it.lol.

    Moochie dribbled too much due to lack of talent, now we have and he will now kick it out to open players.
     
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    My God, you're a genius !

    You should attempt to patent that strategy before our opponents get their hands on it. Send it to Rudy, QUICK!
     
  10. solid

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    EXPLANATION: (for those who need it) Ming will be a huge distraction in our teams favor. While opponets are focused on Ming, the rest of the Rockets will be kicking their butts! When they finally get the picture, Ming will start kicking their butts!

    Last year's Rockets will be much improved and will make the playoffs regardless of what Ming does or does not do.
     

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