amateur Family Guy hour? I'll give it a shot. Peter: "Oh man this is worse than that time I ran into the coffee douchebag from the McDonalds Ads" *flashback* Peter: "Hey excuse me, could you tell-" Douche: "Not until I've had my coffee!" Peter: "What?" Douche: "I don't talk to people until I've had my coffee!" Peter: "Well, that just seems kind of rude, all I was going to do was ask you for directions to the nearest Burger King" Douche: "Hey! I said don't talk to anyone until I've had my COFFEE!" Peter: "Why you son of b-" *Peter cocks his first back but then he and the douche are abruptly run over by The Hamburglar who is joyriding in a stolen convertible filled with hookers, blow, and an enormous amount of hamburgers.
