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Manly hypothetical

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Apollo Creed, Nov 17, 2007.

  1. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    If you could exist exactly as you do right now, but without a ballsack, would you?

    You still have your junk in theory, like, you can have babies and stuff...

    No hair, no sweat, most importantly no excruciating pain when hit...

    But you'd kinda look weird.
     
    #1 Apollo Creed, Nov 17, 2007
  2. MoBalls

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    No balls on MoBalls........ :mad:
     
    #2 MoBalls, Nov 17, 2007
  3. hooroo

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    planning some strange trip in transvestism?
     
    #3 hooroo, Nov 17, 2007
  4. lpbman

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    Tough one... having sat on a nut just yesterday this question intrigues me. Probably not, but I realized you only have to worry about sitting on a nut when you're all hot and sweaty. That should probably be filed under "Duh" but I'd never considered it before.
     
    #4 lpbman, Nov 17, 2007
  5. FLAGRANT1

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    No more Teabagin' b!#$^es



    I don't no about dat won................
     
    #5 FLAGRANT1, Nov 17, 2007
  6. Mr. Brightside

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    It would be cool if your nuts could be transplanted to another part of your body like a colostomy bag.
     
    #6 Mr. Brightside, Nov 17, 2007
  7. oomp

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    [​IMG]
     
    #7 oomp, Nov 17, 2007
  8. Apollo Creed

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    Nah, I just got hit in the balls yesterday...realized what a hassle they are.
     
    #8 Apollo Creed, Nov 17, 2007
  9. AntiSonic

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    while we're on the subject, is the old man sag in that area for real? is there a way to prevent it?
     
    #9 AntiSonic, Nov 17, 2007
  10. Apollo Creed

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    Clothespin?
     
    #10 Apollo Creed, Nov 17, 2007
  11. Mr. Clutch

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    It would be cool if they were just removable, like an accessory.

    And when you are about to have sex, you'd be like "Hold on, let me grab a condom...and my balls."
     
    #11 Mr. Clutch, Nov 17, 2007
  12. Gummi Clutch

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    one word..implants
     
    #12 Gummi Clutch, Nov 17, 2007
  13. Invisible Fan

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    It'd be weird not being able to scratch them.

    I would get phantom itches.
     
    #13 Invisible Fan, Nov 17, 2007
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