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Make up Sex

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Falcons Talon, Feb 7, 2008.

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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    Nice quad post.

    I MASTURBATED LAST NIGHT WHEN I COULDN'T GO TO SLEEP.
     
  2. moestavern19

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    doh!


    I FONDLED MY BALLS SLIGHTLY DURING MY MID-MORNING PEE
     
  3. MoBalls

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    Make-up ...without make-up..........it doesnt matter.
     
  4. Apollo Creed

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    It's an unlikely enough scenario for me as it is
     
  5. DaDakota

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    Spring time baby !
     
  6. Apollo Creed

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    It's spring! People suppose to almost be horny!
     
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    I'm just waiting for someone to start a "who has caught a VD while having sex?" thread. And then a Seinfeld fan would say s/he caught gonorrhea from a tractor. And then another sex thread would pop up about whether they've done it on top of a chandelier and no doubt DaDa or Deckard would say yes they have when they weren't old geezers and had sex a lot. Not a little guys.

    BUT A LOT OF SEX WITH A LOT OF DIFFERENT WOMEN. ON CHANDELIERS NO LESS. Oh also that time on top of a grizzly bear skinned rug that was killed the morning prior to coitus. Only problem is DaDa or Deckard forgot to groom the coat before having lots of sex on top of it, and caught a staph infection from the ill kept fur. But at the time they were worried it might be herpes. So that's their contribution to when they thought they a VD while having sex but ended up nothing, only they posted in the have you had sex on top of a chandelier thread and not in the have you caught a VD thread.
     
  8. Yaozer

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  9. GRENDEL

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    me and the ex back in college had angry sex, we didn't bother to make up, it was great until we were done
     
  10. Yaozer

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    What happens when you're done..?
     
  11. GRENDEL

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    we go back to b****ing at each other, hence the reason she's an ex :cool:
     
  12. Lady_Di

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    Hell NO.

    That way he knows not to get me mad anymore.
     

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