once again, apple pwns CES, with a cool new product announcement just days before the competing show. <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/92328?utm_source=embedded_video">Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard</a> <embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/92328/video&debugging=true&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/NO_KEYBOARD_article.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Apple%20Introduces%20Revolutionary%20New%20Laptop%20With%20No%20Keyboard" height="355" width="400" ></embed>