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Lindsay Lohan

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dr of Dunk, May 17, 2005.

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  1. Chance

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    Anorexia would imply a low self esteem...hmmm...somehow more appealing.
     
    #81 Chance, May 18, 2005
  2. Oski2005

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    So, is anybody else thinking that on SNL this weekend (Coldplay, woot), she might break apart like in those new Gatorade commercials?
     
    #82 Oski2005, May 18, 2005
  3. swilkins

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    She's turned into a nasty crack ho.
     
    #83 swilkins, May 18, 2005
  4. Falcons Talon

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    She needs a steady supply of:

    * Fructose sugar
    * Water
    * Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
    * Citric acid
    * Enzymes
    * Protein
    * Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
    * Zinc
    *1% trace sources

    ...ingested orally 1 teaspoon at a time at intervals of 25-30 minutes between doses until she regains her weight.

    Any volunteers willing to nurse this girl back to health?
     
    #84 Falcons Talon, May 18, 2005
  5. swilkins

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    I would volunteer to milk her, but she has no more boobs.

    The well is dry.:(
     
    #85 swilkins, May 18, 2005
  6. A-Train

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    Nah, she needs a steady supply of these bad boys...minus the steak sauce, of course....

    [​IMG]
     
    #86 A-Train, May 18, 2005
  7. Falcons Talon

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    There's more meat on that perterhouse than on LL.
     
    #87 Falcons Talon, May 18, 2005
  8. VesceySux

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    Sounds like Blow-han has spent too much time with Herbie the Love Drug.

    NEXT!
     
    #88 VesceySux, May 18, 2005
  9. swilkins

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    [​IMG]
     
    #89 swilkins, May 18, 2005
  10. Faos

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    More gawd awful pics HERE .
     
    #90 Faos, May 30, 2005
  11. BigM

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    well atleast she's eating in a few of those pics.
    swilkins that pic is freaking nasty, and at this rate she's not far from that. too bad cause the original version looks so good.
     
    #91 BigM, May 30, 2005
  12. Uprising

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    :( She was so fine on SNL.....now. Yuck.
     
    #92 Uprising, May 30, 2005
  13. vwiggin

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    Yeah, I miss the old Lindsy.
     
    #93 vwiggin, May 30, 2005
  14. Faos

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    I've never seen a girl age so ungracefully before the age of 20. That ain't supposed to happen. If this keeps up she'll end up looking like Joan Rivers by 30.
     
    #94 Faos, May 30, 2005
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    not only that, she's using a tmobile sidekick.. she's gonna get h4x0r3d!!!!!
     
    #95 DonnyMost, May 30, 2005
  16. slickvik69

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    I miss this Lindsey Lohan

    [​IMG]
     
    #96 slickvik69, May 30, 2005
  17. Lil Pun

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    :( :( :(
     
    #97 Lil Pun, May 30, 2005
  18. DonnyMost

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    what's worse is that she's going to inspire a generation of girls to look.. just like.. that.. thing she has become..
     
    #98 DonnyMost, May 30, 2005
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    siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!
    UGHHHHH my eyes!!
     
    #99 superden, May 30, 2005
  20. SamFisher

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    She went from 140-something to 110 - there could have been a happy medium. Of course I guess she had to take the suspicion away from the implants being taken out - mission accomplished I guess.
     
    #100 SamFisher, May 30, 2005
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