Double Bagger - Get with two different women in a span of 12 hours. (I did this in college, before it was cool to wash your junk in a sink. I just took a shower like a normal person.) Rocky Mountain Oysters - Skydive over the Rocky Mountains. (I felt like I could literally reach out and touch Pike's Peak. Incredible.) Big Apple Bliss - Make out at midnight of the New Year amongst millions of people in Times Square. (Like someone said earlier though, this is something I would only do one time in my life, but I'm glad I did it.) A Wondrous Trifecta - Visit 3 highly-regarded "wonders" of the world. (For me, it was the Taj Mahal, the Great Wall of China, and the Sydney Opera House.)
Only had the opportunity three times. The first time I refused because one of my friends was trying to hook up with one of them and I thought I'd be a crappy friend by doing both of them while he was alone in the other room. Second time a friend of mine invited me to a strip club out in the middle of nowhere because he knew a girl and her friend worked there. So we're all having a good time and screwing around and then it is closing time, so the girls go to get changed and we wait in the parking lot to meet them. I swear it had to be nearly 3:00 a.m. when they finally got out. So they get in their Honda Del Sol with the top off and we follow behind. (I remember the car vividly because the passenger got up and flashed random truckers at least a dozen times.) So we're following them for at least 30 minutes before they pull over and realize they're going the wrong way. (This was before mass cell phone usage. I'm guessing 1995.) So we follow them for another hour and a half. Then the morons want to stop at an adult book store. One of them had just done a p*rn and wanted to see if it was out yet. (it wasn't) then they say they want to go watch a movie in that sleazy theater in the back. FYI, don't ever go back in those places. It was a bunch of dudes watching people walk by while, well, you figure it out.) So we get in one of the rooms and the girls keep switching the channel to gay p*rn. I think we put up with that for 5 minutes. Then they grab a couple of movies and head to their apartment which was one of those octogon eight story highrise types. So we get to their apartment and, lo and behold, the cable in the back is not only not on correctly, but some idiot had crimped it down, so you couldn't get it off without a wrench. One of the girls says she knows a guy who can help her. We wait another 20 minutes and, I kid you not, the girl walks in with a shirtless, chisled, buff dude who as far as I recall said "you girls need some help with your cable?" So the 4 of us are laying in the bed when he hooks the cable back up and, well what do ya know? It's porno! At that point on of the girls drags him onto the bed and starts pouring whipped cream on him and both of the girls start licking it off. It is already 7:00 in the morning and I'm getting ****-blocked by a cable guy. I gave my friend "the look" and we both walked out of there. I heard later on that they wanted us to join in, but at 7:00, I didn't care to anymore. Third time was the night after Halloween around 2004-5. I remember the day because I was in a Hooter's outfit. Anyway, it's just me and these two girls who were still wasted from the night before. One of them broke a glass and I told her to pick it up. She said I had to take off my clothes. I did, and the rest worked itself out and I finally did it. By the end of it though, it was obvious which one I preferred and I think it upset the other one. In my experiences, it hasn't been worth it.
^^^^Normally don't care much about Fatty stories, but The Cable Guy one up there is definitely worth a read. lol I was actually in New York during NYE a few years ago with my wife. We considered this, but when we learned what it actually involved - namely packed into pens like cattle for 10+ hours - we passed. Still had a great time being tourists in the city. Wakko, love the names for your achievements. Sounds just like the ones foudn in game. lol. Good job. Guess I never noticed that back in April. haha
Thanks. I think I'm like a thread killer. I always seem to get in just as its dying.........kind of like blue wings for the BBS.
I used to be a thread killer back in the day. I hadn't honed my craft and become an internet superstar at that point. Now I'm shining so brightly, the underground can't conceal the mightiness that dwells inside the replicant innards of the 5th dimension.
I turned down a threesome once. I was banging these two chicks already anyway. They were besties. I thought I was in love with one of them, so I turned down the opportunity for both of them at the same time. I was 19-20. I've regretted that s**t ever since. Literally. Ever since.
Shoot. I just reached over 100 rep points and it only took a year. First ClutchFans, next the galaxy!!!
