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Let's rap battle

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bigtexxx, Feb 18, 2013.

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  1. TdashDUB

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    cla$$ic
     
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  2. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I would agree, but this is unfolding like WWI, everyone drawn in by what they thought would be glorious but is actually just ugly and painful. Just when you see the reality of the trenches and you come to accept the horror of that, then comes the chlorine gas.
     
  3. SwoLy-D

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    ^ Is it my turn to take a shower now? :confused:
     
  4. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    Hi Im 45 and what is this?
     
  5. SacTown

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    yo yo yo check it yo check it here we go

    bigtexx rapping? Yo this is real real bad
    I'll mop the floor with you all and slap you like Moes step dad
    Swoly GTFO, you're whack we all know your schtick
    Down with brown, brown pride homie welcome to my ignore list

    Just got back from south beach sippin Mojitos with my lady
    While Rocketman spent an unromantic weekend at the park, lol, in Katy
    ImmaDrummer, youradrummer whatever its all the same, right?
    getting all your life's entertainment from your cubicle on this lame web-site

    Clutch keeps it real, he knows whats up & laughs at you clowns
    while I contribute to the board, check my rep - I'm Sac-town
    Outlier don't like LeBron? Yeah I see you bro
    His play on the court shut you up faster than Finalsbound eats a Churro

    You young punks got beef with me? Here's my address - come if you can
    Better bring more than a plastic doll cause I'm no Bat-Man
    You nerds are just alike - you're all one in the same
    What's the best fast-food? Energy Drink? or Vid-eo-game?

    Hey Blake or Rocketman whatever dog you can't see me
    You're blind fool, Aggies the doormat of the S-E-C?
    You're no Whorn dog, try as you might
    A bobcat maybe, hey wait, look it's Ar-kan-sas Lite!

    What's that wizard of Oz song, "If I only had a brain"
    sung by the mighty Tinman, lol yeah you know the name
    Tmac, Tmac, Tmac, the asian gangster, we know your schtick
    "If I only had a brain" just like VY 6 on that wonderlic

    Is clutchfans only dudes? Oh What about that one chic?
    The liberal, the vegan, the one who sucks wrinkled man cougar dicks
    wow a 22 year old girl with a 55 year old guy
    Ew shed a tear moes -yeah the same one you couldn't satis-fy

    Do I win by default? Really, No Really I don't even care
    That's like asking Killa Kam if he has a date with the Pedo-bear
    LeBron chokes again, looks like that thread died
    How about you choke on my dick? Where you at Rockets-Pride?

    The board is bias, most of your brains are gone
    Hey! Hey! Give me Andre Johnson over freaking Mega-tron
    All you calling me a Troll? You're making me sick
    I heard tinman got laid once, the girl tripped, fell & landed on his dick

    Tdashdub gots some skills, but unlike him I got the Bread
    When I'm bored I start a business, yo when he's bored he starts a Thread
    Shout out to Sleepy_Floyd and my boy Another-Brother
    DonnyMost a fellow Cougar, what else in common? I banged his Mother

    I'm running out of material, where is Fatty when I need him
    Like a Desert_Rocket rap, I need a troll so I can feed him
    Fatty got banned how sad and I played him like a fiddle
    Who is sactown? A God, An Enigma this whole rap is like a doc Rocket Riddle

    Some of you may get it, this is madness, Sactown, Insanity!
    Or one in the same like Desert_Rocket, Jgreen and Vinsanity...
    But wait I'm just a Troll there's no way I'm this sharp
    Somebody got played - I kept you All-In-The-Dark?

    Is this my last post? Will I come back, will I start a twitter?
    Let me think it over while I drop a Tinman in the Shi**ter
    Don't come at me bro I got more tricks in my pocket
    I'm a real mother f**ker, unlike that Fake Doctor Rocket

    I'm an Internet Legend, I'll go down in cf history
    Who I am, was or will be will always be a mystery
    Rep me if you like it, I gave this board all I can
    If you need some cash, Manny hit me up, I'm the rubber band man
    and If it comes down to it, so be it, I'll accept my ban

    WHOOP that Trick
    Get Em
    WHOOP That Trick
    Get Em
    WhOOP That Trick.....
     
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  6. finalsbound

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    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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  7. hotballa

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    Am I the only one who saw this thread right underneath the no fap thread and read it as "Let's fap battle"?
     
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  8. tinman

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    Sactown,
    that must have take you a while to write, but I thought it was pretty good.
     
  9. bigtexxx

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    BWAAAAAHAHAHA LOVE the SacTown work

    Finalsbound, Moes and Donny -- responses? The ball is in your court after you three got taken down

    *still laughing*
     
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    I suck dicks and my meat couldn't satisfy a vegan and bigtexxx banged my mother.

    Oh brother.


    *yawn*
     
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  11. thegary

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    i miss everything. what's this shizz about finals?
     
  12. Svpernaut

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    But I'm not a rapper.
     
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    i'm in the same boat...something about a 22 year old liberal vegan sucking a 55 year old guys penis? :confused::confused:
     
  14. raj87

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    My all time favourite comedy sketch!

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  15. SacTown

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