Maybe I'll give this another try tomorrow. Perhaps we'll have some more participants then. And I've actually got to do some work today.
All right here we go with round 3. Puzzle #3: He couldn't swim fast enough. So even though the man was in the water, he was burned to death. How? Status: Solved. The man was killed by sharks that had laser beams attached to their heads. And he was burned to death by the lasers.
Nope. Although I've heard of that one before. The ones I'm doing are brand new, thought up by myself, so goggle won't help you. Anyone else? Lil Pun. A-train. Bueller. Bueller.
Was he in a natural source of water (Lake, river, ocean, etc.)? Does the source of the water actually matter or even relevant?
Was the burning caused by something naturally occurring? Was the burning caused by something manmade?
Was he getting sunburned and too far out in the ocean so he couldn't swim fast enough to get into the shade? Which resulted in him being sunburned to death?