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Lateral Thinking Puzzles

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by m_cable, May 1, 2006.

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  1. m_cable

    m_cable Member

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    Come on. Once you know that they are "kind of" having sex, but aren't in the same room, then it's not that far.

    [Rob Schneider in the Waterboy]You can do it.[/Rob Schneider in the Waterboy]
     
    #81 m_cable, May 1, 2006
  2. m_cable

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    Not phone sex.
     
    #82 m_cable, May 1, 2006
  3. A-Train

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    Does he tell her that he's really a woman?
     
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    LOL!! Love the transition of our thoughts..the first post on this page to this one :D
     
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  5. Lil Pun

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    Damn, I'm lost.
     
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  6. fadeaway

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    Actually, I like this edit better:

    I got it. The man in this scenario is actually a pull-string talking Superman doll. Britney is a 35 year-old businesswoman and it is her doll. One day, she pulls the string and runs into another room. From the other room, she hears the doll say "My Spider Sense is tingling!" Knowing that there was obviously a mix-up at the factory, Britney takes out her frustrations by cussing out the doll. Then, the doll comes to life and sodomizes her.
     
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  7. m_cable

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    Never mind.
     
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  8. Lil Pun

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    OK, so Britney and him and in seperate rooms sort of having sex and everything is fine when he says ___________________ and Britney gets mad and threatens to report him to _____________ for saying this.
     
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  9. m_cable

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    Yup. Does this scenario sound familiar.
     
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  10. Lil Pun

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    Should it?
     
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  11. fadeaway

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    I got it!!

    It's the robe and wizard hat guy, right?
     
    #91 fadeaway, May 1, 2006
  12. m_cable

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    :)

    I have to go to lunch soon, and I'd rather not have this hanging past then. So this is my last, final, final clue.

    They're attempting to have cyber-sex.
     
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  13. m_cable

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    Good Job Fadeaway.

    He said, "I put on my robe and wizard hat."

    Here's the entire message in question:

     
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  14. fadeaway

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    :D ...
     
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  15. Lil Pun

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    EDITED
     
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  16. macalu

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    i don't get it.
     
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  17. Lil Pun

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    I didn't like that last one.
     
    #97 Lil Pun, May 1, 2006
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    MFer, I was going to post something about Robe and Wizard Hat two pages ago.... snooze you lose, I would have been A GOD.....
     
    #98 Summer Song Giver, May 1, 2006
  19. m_cable

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    It would be better if more people were participating. It's pretty dead today. Not just in this thread but the board in general. I guess it's the offseason. :(

    If anyone wants, I'll toss out another puzzle after lunch. I got one where the clue is a little more organic and straight-forward.
     
    #99 m_cable, May 1, 2006
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