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Laptop burns scientist's penis

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  1. drapg

    drapg Member

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    This story is not for the faint of heart. If you are a man, expect to squirm


    Hot laptop burns scientist's penis
    Friday, November 22, 2002 Posted: 9:35 AM EST (1435 GMT)

    LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist did not realise to what extent until he burned his penis.

    The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap.

    He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it was not until he was examined by a doctor that he realised how much damage had been done.

    "The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimetres (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal on Friday.

    Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."

    Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants.

    "This...story should be taken as a serious warning against use of a laptop in a literal sense," he added.
     
  2. DJ JFive

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    All this will do is fuel those computer/penis jokes. :)
     
  3. drapg

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    a rabbi, a priest, and a scientist walk into CompUSA...
     
  4. TheHorns

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    He takes his cyber sex a little too far!
     
  5. Isabel

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    Things some of us don't have to worry about. :D
     
  6. Smokey

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    What is the most sensitive part on a man? How the phuc do you not feel your penis evaporating?
     
  7. PhiSlammaJamma

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    The computer really is trying to mimick the human "brain". At least the men's version of it.
     
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    When geeks are really into it, they probably wouldn't notice an earthquake.
     
  9. rockit

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    This is exactly what I thought when the Lorena Bobbitt case was in the news ... how the HELL do you not know when something approaches your penis? And to whack it off at that! *shudder*
     
  10. Phi83

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    I really doubt that he had pants on, ever time I burned myself with my computer I have been naked. ;)
     
  11. moestavern19

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    So what, I've done the same thing with a plate of Lasagna.
     
  12. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    But you see this laptop thing was not intentional .
     
  13. Isabel

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    A plate of lasagna??? What will they think of next?

    Is it "like warm apple pie"?
     
  14. SmeggySmeg

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    did you put Parmesan on it??? :rolleyes:
     

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