KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards has stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton." White Christian Supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America. Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass b****" as President. This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency. KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting the black presidential candidate. Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund. "The boy's gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary." "A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be president of the US of motherfu**ing A, damn it! Anyone or anything is better than Hillary Clinton - anything!!" Placards for Barack Obama have been put up around the Klan's Headquarters and the KKK have announced a television ad campaign to support the African American candidate.
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=1227 It's from the Squib which, from what I gather, is England's version of the Onion.
The lack of articulatory and the quotes style gave it away. Besides, the KKK would vote for the worst white candidate before the exceptional black one...even if, technically, Obama is just as black as he is white.
Well, this is not an Onion: One-degree of separation: Farrakhan: Obama "hope of the entire world" http://rezkowatch.blogspot.com/2008/02/farrakhan-obama-hope-of-entire-world.html The Associated Press reported February 24, 2008, Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan said that 2008 presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) is "the 'hope of the entire world' that the U.S. will change for the better." Farrakhan compared Obama to the religion's founder, Fard Muhammad, who also had a white mother and black father. "A black man with a white mother became a savior to us," he told the crowd of mostly followers. "A black man with a white mother could turn out to be one who can lift America from her fall." Also see: Margaret Ramirez, Farrakhan praises Obama at Nation of Islam convention in Chicago, Chicago Tribune, February 24, 2008, and Farrakhan's February 25, 2008, press release.
A fascinating look at VERY IMPORTANT presidential issues. Thanks for keeping us up to date on this. I know this will have great effect on health care, Iraq, war on terrorism, and the economy.