Kind of funny..

All-Star Player: Player no better than I who gets away with murder by the referees.

Team Player: Player who passes to me.

Ball Hog: Player who wants me to pass the ball to him.

Monster: Player half an inch taller than I.

Defensive Star: Player who can't shoot.

Bad Pass: A ball that I fumble.

Fumble: Another player's muff of my perfect pass.

Good Shot: Any shot I can get off.

Crazy Shot: Basket made by the man I am guarding.

Switch: What you holler on defense when you have no idea where your man went.




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humble, but hungry.