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Kelvin Cato sighting

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by CourtCourt, Aug 20, 2003.

  1. CourtCourt

    CourtCourt Member

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    I just wanted to tell everyone that me and my girlfriend (I'm htownrocks3 if anyone still remembers), just seen Cato at Kroger at Briar Foresr/Eldridge. It was at 3:30AM. He was with 2 very short ladies... well, just put two and two together... but anyway, I passed by him and I said "whats up Kelvin!?" he mumbled, "whats up"... he looked very drunk. When they left, the 2 girls followed him inside of a white/silver little toyotta compact car, either a corolla or a camry...I couldn't make out the manu/model of Cato's car, but it was nice as hell as you would think. Im not sure what they bought... I think the ladies were in the femine hygeine aisle... probably had a yeast infection or something. Well anyways, no pics.... but I don't need them to believe what I saw... I just wanted to spread the word around.
     
  2. DallasThomas

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    Go Kelvin! At least he's figured out how to score off the court.

    :D
    Cato goes for two...SLAM DUNK!
     
  3. Sane

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    Won't all women look short next to a 7' foot NBA Center?


    Oh, if there are no pics, I suggest you post a retraction. You think you're the first person who tried to pull this one on us, dont you?

    J/k...He didn't seem overweight or anything did he?
     
  4. CourtCourt

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    Oh no, he seemed very lean. He looked like he could use a good month in the weight room to be honest. Oh, and those short women... yeah, all women would look short next to a seven footer... but these women had to be 5 feet to 5'2'' at the most. Thats why I call them little.
     
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    I get this mental image that's funnier than Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith in a Hyundai Santa Fe on TNT.

    "Hi, I'm a near 7' center in the NBA. I'm dumber than a rock, and I can prove it by my choice in tiny 5' person sized compact cars. By the way, I'm thrilled to play in the Toyota Center. Maybe, I'll get a new Corolla. The money I save can be used on feminine hygeine products at 3 AM... when no Rocket's fans'll see me. And, hey who needs head and leg room in a car? I'm picking up literal shorties, so they'll feel right at home."
     
  6. Rocket River

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    that was low and uncalled for

    you don't know them like that

    Rocket River


    :rolleyes:
     
  7. Bogey

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    If I'm an overpaid NBA millionare, I'm not getting a Corolla or a Camry. I'm calling bs.:p
     
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    Was Cato driving? I hope not. Maybe the wheels belonged to his companions. And at least he didn't sound fat.

    Get some pics next time. You don't carry a camera to Kroger at 3:30 am?? Shame on you! :p


    (the yeast thing was a low blow... probably was KY)
     
  9. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Maybe you would pay for some reading comprehension classes.

     
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    so, what was your excuse for being in the female hygeine aisle.
     
  11. Bogey

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    I took that to mean that the girls followed him inside the Toyota, meaning he climbed in first. Then CourtCourt could not make out the model of the car whether it was a corolla or a camry.
     
  12. OmegaSupreme

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    courtcourt,

    you are such an amateur!

    the same exact thing happened to me here in atlanta after hawks/rockets game at phillips arena. at about 2:00 am, i went to the krogers in my neighborhood and saw kelvin cato with two girls in the feminine hygeine aisle also! isn't that a coincidence? :eek:

    however, i was a bit smarter than you were and began thinking on my toes. i was able to get his autograph with a yellow crayola marker that i just so happened to have in the pocket of my cargo shorts. he's actually a nice guy. :D



















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  13. Just B

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    lol! That's exactly what I was thinking when he said he didn't have any pics.:D
     
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    Maybe .... just maybe a Toyota dealership or Toyota company itself gave every Rocket player a Toyota automobile as part of their Toyota Center promotion "deal" just like Bill Heard Chevrolette used to do back in the day.
     
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    What are you doing at a grocery store at 3 in the morning?


    Second, OS, that is funny. You the man. For real.
     
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    You dorks, the girls were in a different car. They were following Cato's car. Cato was probably driving that nasty purple navigator with the pink stripes.
     
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    Kelvin lives down the street from the kroger. I live across the street from the kroger. Although I go to that kroger a few times a week I have never seen Kelvin there. I know he lives down the street because I was driving home on eldridge the other day and saw him driving a rolls royce and turning into a nice subdivision. My area has a lot of basketball players living near there. It is about 5 min from westside and my girlfriend worked at the wallgreens in the same strip center and would see mcdyess a lot.
     
  18. CourtCourt

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    I take it the Camry was one of the ladies cars', Cato was driving a very high end benz or a bentley
     
  19. CourtCourt

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    yeah, mcdyess came into the walgreens i work at about 2 months ago, and also, not even 3 week to a month ago, we saw Shawn Kemp in the same Kroger at 5:30am, we were headed to SA that morning, stopped to pick up some sunscreen.
     

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