some of you have prolly already seen this, but what the heck...... Three guys died together in an accident and went to heaven. When they got there, St. Peter said, "We have only one rule here in heaven... don't step on the ducks." So they entered heaven, and sure enough, there were ducks all over the place. It was almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they tried their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally stepped on one. Along came St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chained them together and said "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!" The next day, the second guy stepped accidentally on a duck, and along came St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chained them together with the same admonishment as was given to the first guy. The third guy, having observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go for months without stepping on any ducks. One day St. Peter came up to him with the most gorgeous woman he had ever laid eyes on... a very tall, tan, curvaceous blonde. St. Peter chained them together without saying a word. The guy remarked, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" She said, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck." ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
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Really ???? ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
no. ------------------ "Yes, it's true. Kelvin Cato DOES have plenty of heart. I think the downside of Hakeem's six weeks absence is the upside of Kelvin Cato's emergence as a power in the NBA." jscmedia - 12/2/99 7:13pm : the off-season is truly a great time to reflect.
I heard a little variation where the guy got to chose his punishment from a few scenarios and one was where Arafat was getting serviced by Madonna. "The guy said well I'll take that" and St. Peter said "ok, Madonna, you've been replaced". ------------------ I let the dogs out.
I've heard this one with Lewinsky/Bush JR./ Clinton I believe..... ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
