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Joe Namath one liners

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by PieEatinFattie, Dec 22, 2003.

  1. PieEatinFattie

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    #1 PieEatinFattie, Dec 22, 2003
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    You can tell he's drunk.
     
    #4 Two Sandwiches, Dec 22, 2003
  5. PieEatinFattie

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    Thanks guy's. He sounds like he's drunk. He's slurring his words. That was a great idea to put him on the air. What was almost as funny is when he says "I could care less about the Jets". That was too funny.
     
    #5 PieEatinFattie, Dec 22, 2003
  6. mleahy999

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    The best was when Namath leaned back to stare at Suzie's ass. He's just a very hammered happy guy.
     
    #6 mleahy999, Dec 22, 2003
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    If I were a Jet fan I'd be wasted that night too..
     
    #7 DonnyMost, Dec 22, 2003
  8. Nick

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    You would think ESPN would have more quality control over these types of situations, and prep the interviewees before-hand to see if they're ready to go on the air.

    Then again, you would think professional HOF player and ex-broadcaster Joe Namath would be smarter to think that he couldn't just "wing it" when it came to being very drunk and having to give analysis.

    For what its worth... his points were decent, minus the speech slurring and slow-paced talking.
     
    #8 Nick, Dec 22, 2003
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    What was even more unbelievable... they cut away for a play and came back to Hammered Joe for more commentary.
     
    #9 giddyup, Dec 22, 2003
  10. PieEatinFattie

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    Good point. That would have been a perfect time for the producer to pull the plug on old Broadway Joe. What the hell was he thinking about? I'm sure Suzy had something to say to the producer when the game was over. That's almost as bad as the time Howard Cosell got drunk on Monday Night Football.
     
    #10 PieEatinFattie, Dec 22, 2003
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    Hey, why not? You gotta think a fair number of viewers were at LEAST as drunk. Namath rulz.
     
    #11 Hippieloser, Dec 22, 2003
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    Exactly...I thought, WTF is Joe doing...Classic...

    Hey, she's pretty hot so I'd be saying the same thing...I guess Viagra really does work...
     
    #12 rrj_gamz, Dec 22, 2003
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    hahaha, I remember hearing the very end of that and thinking wtf...I want to kiss you.
     
    #13 tozai, Dec 22, 2003
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    I guess Viagra even helps with the ol' Whiskey D*ck.
    I'll have to remember that...
     
    #14 Mulder, Dec 22, 2003
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    *right click*
    *save as 'drunken.dumbass.mp3"*

    Thanks, that was classic! I just sent it to everyone I work with. I was wondering what they were talking about this morning on 610.
     
    #15 ima_drummer2k, Dec 22, 2003
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    We're talking about the man whose wild, untamed facial hair made the mother of America's most famous citizen Homer Simpson change her lifestyle.
     
    #16 moestavern19, Dec 22, 2003
  17. PhiSlammaJamma

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    awesome.
     
    #17 PhiSlammaJamma, Dec 22, 2003
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    I think its hysterical, but I feel bad for his wife.
    Her husband just made a pass at another woman in front of a million football fans on primetime television.
     
    #18 mateo, Dec 22, 2003
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    Maybe she didnt see it :D
     
    #19 Master Baiter, Dec 23, 2003
  20. Manny Ramirez

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    I figured something would be mentioned about this on ESPN or at least on their website, but nothing.

    Could it be that they are genuinely embarrassed by Broadway Joe's behavior??

    Oh and I would SOOOO kiss Suzy Kolber!:D
     
    #20 Manny Ramirez, Dec 23, 2003
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