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[Irony] Company email

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Behad, Dec 16, 2003.

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  1. Behad

    Behad Member

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    I got this email at home...read it thru to get its message, then read the company disclaimer at the bottom.


    'T'was the night before Christmas
    and all through the town
    Not a sign of Baby Jesus
    was anywhere to be found.

    The people were all busy
    with Christmas time chores
    Like decorating, and baking,
    and shopping in stores.

    No one sang "Away in a manger,
    no crib for a bed".
    Instead, they sang of Santa
    dressed-up in bright red.

    Mama watched Martha Stewart,
    Papa drank beer from a tap.
    As hour upon hour
    the presents they'd wrap

    When what from the T.V.
    did they suddenly hear?
    'Cept an ad.. which told
    of a big sale at Sears.

    So away to the mall
    they all flew like a flash...
    Buying things on credit...
    and others with cash!

    And, as they made their way home
    From their trip to the mall,
    Did they think about Jesus?
    Oh, no... not at all.

    Their lives were so busy
    with their Christmas time things
    No time to remember
    Christ Jesus, the King.

    There were presents to wrap
    and cookies to bake.
    How could they stop and remember
    who died for their sake?

    To pray to the Savior...
    they had no time to stop.
    Because they needed more time
    to "Shop til they dropped!"

    On Wal-mart! On K-mart!
    On Target! On Penney's!
    On Hallmark! On Zales!
    A quick lunch at Denny's

    From the big stores downtown
    to the stores at the mall
    They would dash away, dash away,
    and visit them all!

    And up on the roof,
    there arose such a clatter
    As grandpa hung icicle lights
    up on his brand new step ladder.

    He hung lights that would flash.
    He hung lights that would twirl.
    Yet, he never once prayed to Jesus...
    Light of the World.

    Christ's eyes... how they twinkle!
    Christ's Spirit... how merry!
    Christ's love... how enormous!
    All our burdens... He'll carry!

    So instead of being busy,
    overworked, and uptight
    Let's put Christ back in
    Christmas and enjoy
    some good nights!

    Merry Christmas, my friends!
    ---------------------------------------

    This e-mail is the property of Enron Corp. and/or its relevant affiliate and may contain confidential and privileged material for the sole use of the intended recipient (s). Any review, use, distribution or disclosure by others is strictly prohibited.
     

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