you might've confused yourself in your curiosity.. when you opted to examine the doll's plastic posterior instead of the front...
I think the real confusion began when I found out that it was eerily similar to what Ken looked like down there.
WTF, who the hell would care enough to take time to find someone's info then call up his parents to rat a kid out.
What I'm saying is that if this "kid" is high school age and apparently a big dork, it isn't out of the question for his writing to be like that.
Un. Ack. Septable. A little mean-spirited of his parents to make him get a job to pay for his shrink, though. It will probably discourage him from sharing any of his numerous other psychological issues down the road.
Why would anyone sniff dirty panties? Kid better have a damn good job cause he's gonna need some serious help.