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Impacted Fecal Matter

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Real Shady, Nov 17, 2006.

  1. AntiSonic

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    I don't think anyone that heralds Fiber One has anything to worry about... ;)
     
  2. ima_drummer2k

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    Believe it or not....I think I've seen that.

    Does he yell everything he says?
     
  3. Two Sandwiches

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    With a colonoscopy, they can also remove polyps, and that sort of thing, thus, I'm assuming they'd be able to remove this sort of thing.
     
  4. MR. MEOWGI

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    I don't recall that.

    Are you thinking of The Copper Bopper who would smoke cigarettes, play guitar and yell at his callers?

    Or maybe Stud Manly? (http://www.studmanly.com/)


    Edit:

    Oh no. I found a Stud Manly youtube.

    NSFW!!!!

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  5. SWTsig

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    when i start a band our name will be either:

    fecal runoff

    or

    impacted fecal matter
     
  6. Saint Louis

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    I just eat my daily helping of Colon Blow.
     
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    They have a saying, "Death begins in the colon." If you have impacted fecal matter you might be of ill health. Signs include bad skin and fatigue. To help this drink alot of water (at least half a gallon), and take psyllium husks supplement powder.
     
  8. KingCheetah

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    Chug a big glass of prune juice.
     
  9. AstroRocket

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    Fecal Matter


    Kurt was ahead of his time, apparently. :)
     
  10. Lynus302

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    I'm so gonna do this.
     
  11. Invisible Fan

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    It's not the colonoscopy that cleans your intestine, it's the jug of medicine they make you drink the night before.
     
  12. DonnyMost

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    Yes, the jug of 'medicine' cleans the colon of any.. ahem... IFM... and the polyps can only be removed during the colonscopy.
     
  14. Sooner423

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    Golytely......ugh
     
  15. rezdawg

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    I call BS...I had to dissect 4 human bodies during my gross anatomy class in dental school...Yeah, the intestines are nasty, but there isnt that much crap stuck in there.
     
  16. DonnyMost

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    but dude, don't you crap your pants when you die?
     
  17. rezdawg

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    We're talking about impacted fecal matter here...not the fecal matter that was well on its way out. :)
     
  18. hotballa

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    I had a colonoscopy done on me a few years ago to check for blood in the stool. As part of that procedure, I had to take this solution called phosphate or something like that the night before. I went to the bathroom about 5 times that night. The first time was fine,m but everytime after that it came out black stuff. I seriously think I lost aobut 5 pounds that night. The stuff coming outta my butt was pitch black.
     
  19. ima_drummer2k

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    Great, thanks for sharing.
     
  20. Faos

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    You ain't sh!ttin', so to speak. I did that a few years ago. WOW!! :eek:
    I spent the night on the crapper.
     

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