6"10 265. Our problems at PF would be over. I would volunteer to pay for the league minimum. I would force-feed Yao the ball and make sure he has 5 full meals a day. If Eddie shoots a long 3, I would slap him across the head. If Francis runs too many iso plays, I would jump in front of him when he is going for a jump shot and block it myself! No more watching Eddie get slaughtered by old man Malone and all the other PFs in the league. And best of all, I can relay all the most intimate Rocket secrets to my friends at Clutchcity.net as long as I am not in any trade threads. P.S. I am only 5"10 165 and 27 years old. So pray for me that I will grow 1 foot and gain 100 pounds by tomorrow so that we can make the playoffs this year.
