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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by thegary, Oct 4, 2025.

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  1. thegary

    thegary Member

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    Go Rox
     
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    I’m more subtle
     
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    Was not expecting this.
     
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    Where's the game thread?!
     
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    Os Trigonum Okogie Only Fan
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    sounds painful
     
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    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Im 12 and what is this
     
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    OP out here lactating?
     
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    Vivi out hea' stealing accounts 14 years later.
    Funny how some threads stick with ya throughout time, rent free.
     
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    Maybe not directed to you specifically but, now that it been brought up, my nips are a bit hard but nothing compared to my purple headed warrior, he like an oak. Anywho, it’s a metaphor for being excited for the season. Carry on normies, I’ll try to be less colorful in the future.
     
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    reported... two mammaries

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    You wanna help relieve him of his engorgement?
     
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    Purple headed warrior?
     
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    lol, was referring to my John Thomas but okay. Ima exclusively into women but all is fair in love and war amirite
     
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    Hello, somebody say gae?
     
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    If a game lasts for 4 OTs, call your doctor.
     
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    imma gonna need pics and links...
     
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